ACMESkydiver 0 #1 March 4, 2005 RoadRash suggested I hock it on E-bay, but I'm pretty sure that will somehow get me banned... SO HERE'S THE DEAL: Whoever can make me laugh the loudest gets my sig line space, anything you want (without getting me banned ), for a week. Ahhh, let the games begin...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 4, 2005 I've got a fun link you can put in your sigline.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 March 4, 2005 QuoteI've got a fun link you can put in your sigline. D'OH not that again!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 March 4, 2005 Hahaha! Come on, you'd get a kick out of having it on your sigline, you know you would. I'm personally fond of my current sigline actually. Feel free to use it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 March 4, 2005 Man nobody wants it here...I shoulda did what RR said and posted it on E-bay!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #6 March 4, 2005 "If you don't like my masturbating, stay off the sidewalk!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 March 4, 2005 Quote"If you don't like my masturbating, stay off the sidewalk!" Oh hell Chris, you're the only one that played along... QUICK!!! Somebody post something funnier so I won't have to give Cowden my sig line!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #8 March 4, 2005 Laws are like sausages, it's better to see them not being made. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 March 4, 2005 Meh, you'll need to do better than that, sweet pea...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 March 4, 2005 Crikey, still no hits...hmmm.... How 'bout my avatar too?! YEAH! My avatar too!! Whatever ya want! Gawd I feel so cheap all of a sudden...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #11 March 4, 2005 The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #12 March 4, 2005 QuoteCrikey, still no hits...hmmm.... How 'bout my avatar too?! YEAH! My avatar too!! Whatever ya want! Gawd I feel so cheap all of a sudden... Here is my submission for the avatar competition. I would like to see THIS beautiful woman as your avatar! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 March 4, 2005 Ah geez...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #14 March 4, 2005 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #15 March 4, 2005 C'mon! I'm tryin' here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 March 4, 2005 "I brake for hallucinations"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #17 March 4, 2005 QuotePost your best jokes now I like toast... ok, i got nothing Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuotePost your best jokes now I like toast... ok, i got nothing I like big Butts, I cannot lieI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #19 March 4, 2005 Quote I like big Butts, I cannot lie oh my your mother is reaching in your fly!! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #20 March 4, 2005 common references i use masturbatory "i'm going to beat my meat like it owes me money!" "i'm going to beat my meat like a rented mule" sex with females "i'm going to pound her like a mallard duck" "i'm gonna violate her like a parking meter" fun analogies "i like my women like i like my trash bags...HEFTY" meanest joke ever: what's better than winning the special olympics? not being retarded. ...straight to hell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #21 March 4, 2005 these should make you laugh, pre-requisite to have seen Napoleaon Dynamite will help though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #22 March 4, 2005 <southern drawl> "Well, dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me in a kitchen fulla kittens!" B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 March 4, 2005 Quotethese should make you laugh, pre-requisite to have seen Napoleaon Dynamite will help though LOL If you click on a whole buch of them all at once it is f'n hilarious - (I used "f'n" so as not to offend any one)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #24 March 4, 2005 A new priest was so nervous at his first Mass that he could hardly speak. After Mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass." So next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after Mass, he found this note on the door: To Our New Curate - A few tips. Sip the vodka, don't gulp it. There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 deciples, not 10. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late JC. The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook. David Slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. When David was hit by a rock and knocked of his donkey, don't say he was stoned of his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "eat me." The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry." Next Sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 March 4, 2005 Quote Next Sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. Says you! The Pope called Michael Jackson one night: Pope: Michael, I am very dissapointed in you! MJ: Yes, your holiness. Pope: I have had enough of this nonsense! MJ: Yes your holiness, what will you do? Pope: I'll give you one more chance - but if this happens again - You are getting ORDAINED!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
