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Why do women just use me for sex??

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THis one mexican gal i was with called me "submarinos" and the lastest Hooter's gal said "I am not used to it being so big, but I like it!"...as she was putting some lube on me......



Oh, for the love of God....:S
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OK people here's the problem.....I keep on getting used and abused by women in the bars.



There is your first problem:P. Really think you are going to meet lots of quality relationship possibilities when people are sloshed and lookin to hook up? :D

Other posters are right, could be worse for you I think :P;):)
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And have you ever had sex with a troll? I'd imagine it's a rather unpleasant experience . . . I mean, they take you back to their bridge, and strip off their lederhosen, exposing their hairy skin underneath. . . you run your fingers through the sprout of hair on top of their heads, and feel the tops of their pointy ears. I bet they smell pretty bad, too. B|

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And have you ever had sex with a troll? I'd imagine it's a rather unpleasant experience . . . I mean, they take you back to their bridge, and strip off their lederhosen, exposing their hairy skin underneath. . . you run your fingers through the sprout of hair on top of their heads, and feel the tops of their pointy ears. I bet they smell pretty bad, too. B|

:D:D:D



You did a Troll?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He probably knows some billy goats right?

Trolls offend me.



People offended by trolls are offensive.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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...deep breath...


People who are offended by people who find trolls offensive are offending me and the troll population of DZ.com.

I find this offensive.



I am feeling a little defensive now.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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THis one mexican gal i was with called me "submarinos" and the lastest Hooter's gal said "I am not used to it being so big, but I like it!"...as she was putting some lube on me......



I'll give you this, you are funny as hell. LMAO...damn, the threads the last couple of days have been entertaining as hell. I swear I'm going to get kicked out of the military because I spend 50% of my day laughing at my computer screen. :D:D:D

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OK people here's the problem.....I keep on getting used and abused by women in the bars. All they want from me is sex. I guess that's good right?? LOL (duh)



Ok... so are you complaining... or bragging? :S
Mike
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