GTAVercetti 0 #27 March 4, 2005 Quote THis one mexican gal i was with called me "submarinos" and the lastest Hooter's gal said "I am not used to it being so big, but I like it!"...as she was putting some lube on me...... Oh, for the love of God....Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #28 March 4, 2005 QuoteOK people here's the problem.....I keep on getting used and abused by women in the bars. There is your first problem. Really think you are going to meet lots of quality relationship possibilities when people are sloshed and lookin to hook up? Other posters are right, could be worse for you I think Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #29 March 4, 2005 I call 'sex troll'Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #30 March 4, 2005 And have you ever had sex with a troll? I'd imagine it's a rather unpleasant experience . . . I mean, they take you back to their bridge, and strip off their lederhosen, exposing their hairy skin underneath. . . you run your fingers through the sprout of hair on top of their heads, and feel the tops of their pointy ears. I bet they smell pretty bad, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #31 March 4, 2005 I thought trolls only did billy goats?Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #32 March 4, 2005 Hmmmm . . . maybe we should ask Clay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 March 4, 2005 QuoteAnd have you ever had sex with a troll? I'd imagine it's a rather unpleasant experience . . . I mean, they take you back to their bridge, and strip off their lederhosen, exposing their hairy skin underneath. . . you run your fingers through the sprout of hair on top of their heads, and feel the tops of their pointy ears. I bet they smell pretty bad, too. You did a Troll?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #34 March 4, 2005 He probably knows some billy goats right? Trolls offend me.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 March 4, 2005 QuoteHe probably knows some billy goats right? Trolls offend me. People offended by trolls are offensive.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 March 4, 2005 Even the dolls? You're weird for that, and weird people offend me. (I wonder how long it'll take for that to stop being funny?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #37 March 4, 2005 ...deep breath... People who are offended by people who find trolls offensive are offending me and the troll population of DZ.com. I find this offensive.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 March 4, 2005 Quote...deep breath... People who are offended by people who find trolls offensive are offending me and the troll population of DZ.com. I find this offensive. I am feeling a little defensive now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #39 March 4, 2005 Guess what? Defensive people offend me.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #40 March 5, 2005 QuoteTHis one mexican gal i was with called me "submarinos" and the lastest Hooter's gal said "I am not used to it being so big, but I like it!"...as she was putting some lube on me...... I'll give you this, you are funny as hell. LMAO...damn, the threads the last couple of days have been entertaining as hell. I swear I'm going to get kicked out of the military because I spend 50% of my day laughing at my computer screen. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #41 March 5, 2005 QuoteOK people here's the problem.....I keep on getting used and abused by women in the bars. All they want from me is sex. I guess that's good right?? LOL (duh) Ok... so are you complaining... or bragging? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #42 March 7, 2005 now what about the wee little people and their feelings..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites