BIGUN 1,489 #1 March 7, 2005 AggieDave always wanted a pair of anaconda snakeskin cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his fiance: "Notice anything different about me?" She looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, AggieDave storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" She looks up and says, "Dave, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday; it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, AggieDave yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!" She replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Dave! Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 7, 2005 Hahahaha! That's great. Whats sad is I just bought a new pair of boots thanks to some folks on DZ.com to wear for my wedding. The sad part is that they're on backorder until May...that'll workout since the wedding isn't until October if they get a further backorder then we've still got a little bit of time.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #3 March 7, 2005 Geez, Keith, I almost pee'd sitting here in my puter chair, I was laughing so hard... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #4 March 7, 2005 Damn you people have got to make me stop falling out of my chair here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 March 7, 2005 Quote Whats sad is I just bought a new pair of boots ...to wear for my wedding. Quote Sure hope they're JUMP BOOTS Bro! 'Cause so far it's at at least a 20 way into the ceremony! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #6 March 7, 2005 *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 March 7, 2005 He has a hat - It must not be all that special though. Sorry Dave - had to.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 March 7, 2005 QuoteHeard a story about AggieDave Dude, who hasn't?? J/k, Dave! He heee...funny joke. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 March 7, 2005 It's hard to type this for laughing! That's a good 'un! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarbaraKobzik 0 #10 March 7, 2005 Hey Masterrig, nice hat on your picture. Did it work?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's nice to be important, but it's much more important to be nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 March 7, 2005 Shore did! Thanks! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites