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Heard a story about AggieDave

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AggieDave always wanted a pair of anaconda snakeskin cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his fiance: "Notice anything different about me?" She looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, AggieDave storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" She looks up and says, "Dave, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday; it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

Furious, AggieDave yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"

She replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Dave!

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Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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Hahahaha!


That's great.:D


Whats sad is I just bought a new pair of boots thanks to some folks on DZ.com to wear for my wedding. The sad part is that they're on backorder until May...that'll workout since the wedding isn't until October if they get a further backorder then we've still got a little bit of time.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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