A Police Joke

[boinky 0]

A middle-aged guy bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500. He took
off down the road, pushed it up to 90 mph, and was enjoying the wind blowing
through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rearview mirror, and there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 130 mph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
police car to catch up with him. The policeman pulled in behind the Mercedes
and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in a few minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can
give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
off with a policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The policeman said, "Have a nice day."

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[turtlespeed 226]

Guy speeding - has been for weeks

Rolls up to a road block -

Cop says I've been waiting for you!

Guy say says - well, i got here as fast as I could!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[boinky 0]

ROFLMAO!!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[dan_iv 0]

those were both pretty funny!