weegegirl 2 #1 March 9, 2005 It's my best friend Bryan's bday on Thursday. He's turning 28. We've been best friends for 12 years now. I want to do something "memorable" this year. He is a doctor in a medical research building in downtown NYC. I'm thinking of sending him a singing telegram. The three I'm considering are... • A chicken • A banana, or • A lobster All three come with balloons. Yes, the goal is to embarass him a bit, but also to make it memorable. Anyone ever done this before??? I'm going to have to call the lab and tell them all to bring their digital cameras to work on Thursday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 March 9, 2005 Yes, do it. My sister and I did that to my younger sister when she turned 21 in a bar. It seems my younger sister had a ton of outstanding parking tickets. So, we got the guy to dress up like a cop. The greatest part was that he was also a stripper. My poor sister thought she was getting arrested when he first walked up.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 March 9, 2005 That's great! I totally want to send him a stripping one, but I don't know if it would be appropriate for his office. I don't want to get him in trouble... just make him laugh... a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 March 9, 2005 I've seen a lot of stripper-grams. They are interesting, but not that funny. Guys don't get that embarrassed really. I saw a belly-dancer one time. The guy was a good sport and it was really a good time. She led him around by his tie and stuff. One of the best ones was a girl who had the green forest-elf outfit on. Nothing sexy, just cute/obnoxious. Kind of like Carol Kane in Scrooged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 March 9, 2005 What the fuck is a singing telegram??? Oh wait, was it that bunch of people at my door holding folders and looked like they were all speaking at the same time one Christmas? I slammed the door on them... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 March 9, 2005 QuoteOh wait, was it that bunch of people at my door holding folders and looked like they were all speaking at the same time one Christmas? I slammed the door on them... No.........those were just jehovah's witnesses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 March 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh wait, was it that bunch of people at my door holding folders and looked like they were all speaking at the same time one Christmas? I slammed the door on them... No.........those were just jehovah's witnesses. Good!! I hate those bastards! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #8 March 9, 2005 my mom sent one to my dad on his 40th birthday. He's a VP of a large hospital system in Baltimore, and she had the guy go in during a board meeting. The telegram guy was dressed as tinkerbelle and made my dad close his eyes, make a wish, then sang some really humiliating songs. Perfect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #9 March 9, 2005 LMAO! Just had the visual of a singing banana arriving in an office, that's brilliant! So brilliant in fact i might have to nick your idea and use it over here sometime. Long as you don't mind of course? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 March 9, 2005 Quote LMAO! Just had the visual of a singing banana arriving in an office, that's brilliant! So brilliant in fact i might have to nick your idea and use it over here sometime. Long as you don't mind of course? Glad you like it. I'm leaning towards the banana or the lobster myself. I have to call today and find out who is available. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 March 9, 2005 I was sent a stripper for my 40'th birthday. Dressed in military uniform. Quite fun! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #12 March 9, 2005 yeah the banana would be funniest i think just tell th singer to sing really loud and get a group of people around him first Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 March 9, 2005 Quoteyeah the banana would be funniest i think just tell th singer to sing really loud and get a group of people around him first As soon as I receive confirmation, I'm calling the lab to make sure everyone brings in their digital cameras. I can't wait!!!!!! I wish I could be a fly on the wall. He's going to flip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 9, 2005 QuoteThat's great! I totally want to send him a stripping one, but I don't know if it would be appropriate for his office. I don't want to get him in trouble... just make him laugh... a lot. Send in Stanley Clown -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
