Peej 0 #1 March 10, 2005 A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Lets have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence took over... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked: "So, what's it gonna be?" To which he replies, "Meow." Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #2 March 10, 2005 So... How many jumps do you have now? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 March 10, 2005 My profile's up to date. 271 in total. Need to do those last few so i can jump a suit again! And I'm away for the next two weekends Argh! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #4 March 10, 2005 Tick, tock, tick, tock... You're not getting any younger, you know. Some of my AFF students think you're nice - but you're too old for them... See you on Easter? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 March 10, 2005 Too old? I'm 24! Oops, i meant i'm away the weekend of the 17th and then Easter weekend. Will have to see if i can scrape some cash together and make my way out there this weekend. Planning on doing Nationals though, Ed and i are going to compete so i'll be doing a lot of jumping down in Margate at least. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #6 March 10, 2005 24? Well, you know the rule, right? Take your own age, divide by 2 (12) and add 7. So. No 19 year olds for you - you crotchety old cradle snatching bastard! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #7 March 10, 2005 Sniff, i think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Let me get this straight, you divide by 2 and add 7 and that's the youngest you can date? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #8 March 10, 2005 Yeah. Good for all ages - and is considered "socially acceptable" for either sex. So... if you were 60 (just around the corner for you, really..) then 37 would be it. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #9 March 10, 2005 I thought it was divided by seven and times two?Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
