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Yep, dating sucks donkey balls. I hate it. That is why I have decided to stay single and spend quality time with my dog, cat, basses, guns, jeep, parachute, books, friends and whatever else I cannot think of right now..........:)

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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I live near HERSHEY,Pa. The girls are very nice and friendly any time of the month.:)



I used to live there, and worked at the Hershey plant for a while.... it might just be coincidence, but there was more workplace sex going on there than any other place I've worked (note I have NOT worked at a dropzone). My hat is off to the two gay guys caught going at it in the ventilation shaft.... that's one housekeeping inspection none of us will ever forget.

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Just remember the most important thing.....

If she has a friend - I am single.....:D

See ya saturday...... have her come out for safety day and buy her a observer ride, or better yet, take her on a tandem..........take care of my slot and I will do the video, and after she has been around your circle of low class friends, you will look like a total winner!!!! :P.......hmmmm, or is that wiener?.....;)

Roy
They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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after she has been around your circle of low class friends, you will look like a total winner!!!! :P



My circle of friends are the best trailer trash a guy could ever ask for. You all should be doing Wal-Mart ads! ;) FYI - The "investigation" into Sunday night's ruckus at the DZ started bright and early Monday morning...with a call to me!

See ya this weekend.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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p.s. also, don't try to understand women....you'll give yourself a headache.....



Yeah, I've learned that one. Do women even understand women? :S

Blues,
Dave



:D Nope...I sure as heck don't get women. :D
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Ooohhh.....did someone say CHOCOLATE?



Who said chocolate? B|

Although I did have some last night - a wonderful slice of Chocolate Truffle cake. :)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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PS: Dave, chicks dig chocolate...

Remster
Muff 914

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Remster....did!:P


Yeah, and whipped cream would be a poor choice for the choco I and Dave have in mind... too fluffy for the pure choco decadence we are thinking of... B|
Remster

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PS: Dave, chicks dig chocolate...

Remster
Muff 914

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Remster....did!:P


Yeah, and whipped cream would be a poor choice for the choco I and Dave have in mind... too fluffy for the pure choco decadence we are thinking of... B|



Agreed. Orchid...you and I are gonna have to wrassle in creme anglais instead of whipped cream. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Agreed. Orchid...you and I are gonna have to wrassle in creme anglais instead of whipped cream.


Replace the "Dave" with some drizzled rasberry sauce, and you have a much better image going... no offence Dave...;)



Sonofa.... The raspberry is a nice addition, but dammit, I'm getting screwed on this deal! :P Or, more accurately, NOT getting screwed! >:(

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Agreed. Orchid...you and I are gonna have to wrassle in creme anglais instead of whipped cream.


Replace the "Dave" with some drizzled rasberry sauce, and you have a much better image going... no offence Dave...;)



Sonofa.... The raspberry is a nice addition, but dammit, I'm getting screwed on this deal! :P Or, more accurately, NOT getting screwed! >:(

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Then it's settled......you, Remster & Bolas can wrestle.......and lick each other off.......I'll watch!
"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

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Then it's settled......you, Remster & Bolas can wrestle.......and lick each other off.......I'll watch!



Now that's just gross. B|

I'm officially withdrawing my name from the card for this wrestling match! I'll sit over with you and keep my eyes averted from the Bolas' and Rem's depravity.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I'll sit over with you and keep my eyes averted from the Bolas' and Rem's depravity.

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Hahahahaha............................
Awwwwww.......you'll do that.....you'll sit w/me....awwww.

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

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I'll sit over with you and keep my eyes averted from the Bolas' and Rem's depravity.

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Hahahahaha............................
Awwwwww.......you'll do that.....you'll sit w/me....awwww.



Hey >:( I'm wrestling a man to the death over here for you.

(beats chest and does the Tarzan yell)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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What the hell?????????

Bola, Dave, you're good guys and all, but what the hell?



Hey, you're the one advocating games...so you go ahead and play one with Bolas...I'll sit over here with Orchid. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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