Amanduh 0 #1 March 10, 2005 SEX WITH A COWBOY!! *Disclaimer: You have got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you non-Texans...the container for this snuff is very large, flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his back jean pocket. Now, back to the story: Prior to her trip to Texas, Muffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it is oh so good! The taste is unbelievable!" "And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is incredible!!" They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in their back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #2 March 10, 2005 Anyone else totally offended?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 March 10, 2005 QuoteAnyone else totally offended?! I'm very offended because I'm from Texas. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #4 March 10, 2005 Chris....Dont start. I seem to offend EVERYONE lately! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #5 March 10, 2005 Well, you ARE very offensive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #6 March 10, 2005 I'll show you offensive BOI! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #8 March 10, 2005 Are you testing me, BOI!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
