cocheese 0 #1 March 10, 2005 Send naked pics ?Flash someone ?free coaching ?Back rubs ?What ?Best one gets a free jump and a pack job. I promise.$30 sent to your dz or when I see you if you wish.( i'm already nervous about this.)Back in a few hours.Contest ends in 24 hrs from this post.Edit : Not looking for personal gain ideas.(but that's ok too.) To be FAIR you guys can vote who the winner is tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #2 March 10, 2005 naked pics is a good one, but I don't think you want to see those... how about free web development / programming services? I know it's kinda lame but it's early still... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JonBonGraham 0 #3 March 10, 2005 I'd felate a smurf. Durham University Freefall Club Grounds For Divorce website (band I'm in) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #4 March 10, 2005 ok, how about 1. free handy man work around the DZ? 2. 2 cases of beer 3. give haircuts for free at the DZ, (i have a pair of clippers and by the time I am done it would look like a military camp, so probably not a good idea ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #5 March 10, 2005 I'd massage someones shoulders for a free jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #6 March 10, 2005 I'd gaze lovingly into your eyes and tell you i just wanna be friends. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Smeger 0 #7 March 10, 2005 You wouldn't want to know . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Peej 0 #8 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd felate a smurf. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO! There's your winner right there. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Smeger 0 #9 March 10, 2005 If I was REALLY desperate I'd consider listening to a Celine Dion record, all the way through without vomiting blood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #10 March 10, 2005 I was thinking that "doing something" constitutes either labor, consulting, or trade . . . so the jump is not actually free.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #11 March 10, 2005 Can I just get a free jump man? *BUSTS STRAIGHT OUT AND ASKS* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #12 March 10, 2005 QuoteCan I just get a free jump man? *BUSTS STRAIGHT OUT AND ASKS* Psst! You have to give him the "Please Mr. Bossman" look - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #13 March 10, 2005 Hey turtle...dude..I gave you the 'look' Buy me a jump????? *Flutters Eyes* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #14 March 10, 2005 QuoteHey turtle...dude..I gave you the 'look' Buy me a jump????? *Flutters Eyes* OK - Dublin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #15 March 10, 2005 SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! OH TURTLE..YOU ARE TOOOO SWEET! Hmm...*Grabs mirror and starts working on Mr. Boss look more..got to get it down better..free jumps to be earned* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #16 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd felate a smurf. OK, but remember, it was your idea! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #17 March 10, 2005 Hey Turtle...A co-worker of mine is giving me money to go to Dublin LMFAO...I told him he had to sponsor me! All I have to do in return is set up a date with one of my friends for him.....Won't be hard to do.. LMFAO!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 March 10, 2005 QuoteHey Turtle...A co-worker of mine is giving me money to go to Dublin LMFAO...I told him he had to sponsor me! All I have to do in return is set up a date with one of my friends for him.....Won't be hard to do.. LMFAO!! So you are Hiede Fliess Jr. Now - huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #19 March 10, 2005 Who is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 March 10, 2005 QuoteWho is that? Heidi Fleiss InterviewI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #21 March 10, 2005 GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #22 March 10, 2005 Quote GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! Rude? Maybe. Funny as hell? Yep! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #23 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd massage someones shoulders for a free jump! Just the shoulders?! At my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #24 March 10, 2005 Quote GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! [Steve Martin] Well, EXcUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUse MEEEEEEEEEEEE![/steve] I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #25 March 10, 2005 QuoteAt my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Damn, I really do need to make it across the mountains! Quote Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Cramped? C'mon, relative to a 182, the 206 is roomy!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
sunshine 2 #6 March 10, 2005 I'd gaze lovingly into your eyes and tell you i just wanna be friends. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeger 0 #7 March 10, 2005 You wouldn't want to know . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #8 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd felate a smurf. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO! There's your winner right there. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeger 0 #9 March 10, 2005 If I was REALLY desperate I'd consider listening to a Celine Dion record, all the way through without vomiting blood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 10, 2005 I was thinking that "doing something" constitutes either labor, consulting, or trade . . . so the jump is not actually free.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #11 March 10, 2005 Can I just get a free jump man? *BUSTS STRAIGHT OUT AND ASKS* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #12 March 10, 2005 QuoteCan I just get a free jump man? *BUSTS STRAIGHT OUT AND ASKS* Psst! You have to give him the "Please Mr. Bossman" look - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #13 March 10, 2005 Hey turtle...dude..I gave you the 'look' Buy me a jump????? *Flutters Eyes* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #14 March 10, 2005 QuoteHey turtle...dude..I gave you the 'look' Buy me a jump????? *Flutters Eyes* OK - Dublin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #15 March 10, 2005 SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! OH TURTLE..YOU ARE TOOOO SWEET! Hmm...*Grabs mirror and starts working on Mr. Boss look more..got to get it down better..free jumps to be earned* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #16 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd felate a smurf. OK, but remember, it was your idea! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #17 March 10, 2005 Hey Turtle...A co-worker of mine is giving me money to go to Dublin LMFAO...I told him he had to sponsor me! All I have to do in return is set up a date with one of my friends for him.....Won't be hard to do.. LMFAO!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 March 10, 2005 QuoteHey Turtle...A co-worker of mine is giving me money to go to Dublin LMFAO...I told him he had to sponsor me! All I have to do in return is set up a date with one of my friends for him.....Won't be hard to do.. LMFAO!! So you are Hiede Fliess Jr. Now - huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #19 March 10, 2005 Who is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 March 10, 2005 QuoteWho is that? Heidi Fleiss InterviewI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #21 March 10, 2005 GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #22 March 10, 2005 Quote GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! Rude? Maybe. Funny as hell? Yep! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #23 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd massage someones shoulders for a free jump! Just the shoulders?! At my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #24 March 10, 2005 Quote GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! [Steve Martin] Well, EXcUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUse MEEEEEEEEEEEE![/steve] I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #25 March 10, 2005 QuoteAt my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Damn, I really do need to make it across the mountains! Quote Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Cramped? C'mon, relative to a 182, the 206 is roomy!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 226 #12 March 10, 2005 QuoteCan I just get a free jump man? *BUSTS STRAIGHT OUT AND ASKS* Psst! You have to give him the "Please Mr. Bossman" look - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #13 March 10, 2005 Hey turtle...dude..I gave you the 'look' Buy me a jump????? *Flutters Eyes* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 10, 2005 QuoteHey turtle...dude..I gave you the 'look' Buy me a jump????? *Flutters Eyes* OK - Dublin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #15 March 10, 2005 SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! OH TURTLE..YOU ARE TOOOO SWEET! Hmm...*Grabs mirror and starts working on Mr. Boss look more..got to get it down better..free jumps to be earned* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #16 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd felate a smurf. OK, but remember, it was your idea! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #17 March 10, 2005 Hey Turtle...A co-worker of mine is giving me money to go to Dublin LMFAO...I told him he had to sponsor me! All I have to do in return is set up a date with one of my friends for him.....Won't be hard to do.. LMFAO!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 10, 2005 QuoteHey Turtle...A co-worker of mine is giving me money to go to Dublin LMFAO...I told him he had to sponsor me! All I have to do in return is set up a date with one of my friends for him.....Won't be hard to do.. LMFAO!! So you are Hiede Fliess Jr. Now - huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 March 10, 2005 QuoteWho is that? Heidi Fleiss InterviewI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #21 March 10, 2005 GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 March 10, 2005 Quote GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! Rude? Maybe. Funny as hell? Yep! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 March 10, 2005 QuoteI'd massage someones shoulders for a free jump! Just the shoulders?! At my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 March 10, 2005 Quote GOOD GAWD NO! That's rude for you to even insenuate! [Steve Martin] Well, EXcUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUse MEEEEEEEEEEEE![/steve] I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #25 March 10, 2005 QuoteAt my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Damn, I really do need to make it across the mountains! Quote Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Cramped? C'mon, relative to a 182, the 206 is roomy!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
