Acensky 0 #1 March 11, 2005 It has been a while since there has been a "Caption This" thead.... so..... Caption This!! HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #2 March 11, 2005 10% ethanol ************************* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 March 11, 2005 Oh that would be me in 20 years pissing in my ex wife's gas tank for stealing my rig in the settlement.Road rage ? Not me anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linestretch 0 #4 March 11, 2005 That will be the last time your dog pisses in my yard!my pics & stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #5 March 11, 2005 "There was enough cash for either gas or beer" ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #6 March 11, 2005 "F*ck them Arabs and their oil". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZZTopless 0 #7 March 11, 2005 The only way that's sugar in the gas tank is if he has glucosuria. Sorry...I'm a nerd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 March 11, 2005 "Nah... I'll never get caught that way again..." QuotePolice and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #9 March 11, 2005 I like to pee in gas tanks. It is really fun. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #10 March 11, 2005 Ha HA!! poor swimming pool got violated HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 March 11, 2005 QuoteI like to pee in gas tanks. It is really fun. Now, THAT is hella good aim!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #12 March 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteI like to pee in gas tanks. It is really fun. Now, THAT is hella good aim! No! That's the caption! I'm a girl.......I can't pee in a gas tank! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #13 March 11, 2005 "Powered by Coors" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #14 March 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI like to pee in gas tanks. It is really fun. Now, THAT is hella good aim! No! That's the caption! I'm a girl.......I can't pee in a gas tank! Just taking the post in context..... I dind't see any quotes, and figured it was Patron, on its' way out. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #15 March 11, 2005 Quote I dind't see any quotes, and figured it was Patron, on its' way out. Yeah well it's gotta go somewhere. I guess I could try to aim for my neighbor's gas tank. That would be really funny. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 March 11, 2005 "Biodiesel turns out to not be what this man thought it was..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 March 11, 2005 A few years ago, my sons aunt was a manager for the local Chevy dealer. One of the salesman took a van for a demo ride without checking the guage. It ran out of gas. The dealership sends out a can with another salesman. In typical guy fashion, he pushes the little tank flap out of the way with his finger and it traps his finger. He couldn't get it out. There he stood by the road, trapped...and he needed to pee. So they pushed the car off the road with the guy trotting beside it. They had pictures of the guy and everything. Can't remember how they got him unstuck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simpsora 0 #18 March 11, 2005 Quote"Nah... I'll never get caught that way again..." heh.. reminds me of a "funny" Chuck Palahniuk story.. http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html However, don't read it if you're _at all_ squeamish, and reading at work might also be a bad idea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #19 March 11, 2005 Chuck Palahniuk is always a good read, thanks for the story. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #20 March 11, 2005 "Fred's experiment with bio-diesel took an ugly turn."Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #21 March 11, 2005 "MMMMM... I love the feel of cold steel (and the smell of Gasoline) in the morning... Feels like... Victory" Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #22 March 11, 2005 Man Goes on Autosexual Rampage Cleatus Gasshole went on a sexual romp through his neighborhood this morning after consuming two quarts of valvoline and one bottle of octane booster. The combination acted as an aphrodasiac causing Cleatus to become sexually attracted to the cars on his street. A neighbor, who asked not to be identified, said " all and all he is not a bad guy. He is very handy when it comes to working on cars.". Cleatus stated that cars just drove him wild. White cars, black cars, green, yellow, red. It just does not matter he proclaimed. Mostly it is American cars that revs his crank, he said, but lately he has had his eye on a little Fiat down the street. "Just the thought of carressing her Italian bumper makes my piston blow a ring", Cleatus said as motor oil dribbled from his mouth. I don't know about you, but I will be sure my gas cap is locked if Cleatus is in the neighborhood looking for a new ride."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #23 March 11, 2005 After hearing that men often get a car as a sort of extention of their penises, Geoff took it a little too literally... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #24 March 11, 2005 Siphon at your own risk!Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #25 March 11, 2005 Ed McDougal abandoned his wifes old, smelly, large diameter "Diesel Hole" for his neighbors daughter's new, tighter and cleaner "Unleaded Hole". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
