pop 0 #1 January 10, 2003 In HH's post about nominating the character of the year I nominated Stanley the Clown. For those of you not familiar with Stanley, I would like to bring back the story of Stanley when he first appeared on DZ.com. Please note that Stanley is now DEAD! The Story: Gone. Can't find him. I could have sworn I saw him under the ping pong table, but the table is gone as well. Gone. Can't find the clown. He isn't too dangerous beside the brass knuckles, but those only come out in extreme situations such as when water rafting is involved. His name is Stanley and he is gone. Stanley comes from a troubled neighborhood where pigeons pretty much run the whole show, but Stanley knows how to stand up for himseld. He is a clown. But he is gone, and I can't find him. When I last checked the raft had a hole int it so there really wasn;t any use for the brass knuckles unless the pigeons came around again. But Stanley's grandma wouldn't allow for something like that. That's becasue she is not a clown. She is old, but she is definitly not into pigeons. Fuckin' Stanley is GONE!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 January 10, 2003 Speaking of my clown Stanley. Yeah, I heard from him, but briefly. It was two in the morning, I was past out from a heavy night of drinking and masturbating. Window shattering woke me up. I jumped up, ran to the window and Stanley was standing there butt fucking naked with only his face painted in that horrible clown makeup. He had his bright red curly hair wig on. Stanley was standing there holding a dead pigeon in one hand and his balls in the other. The frightning smile on his face made me piss in my boxers. He stood there laughing, pulling tightly on his sack, stretching it in all kinds of different ways. He said something about those assholes selling cigarettes on the black market, but I couldnt really understand what he was saying. I think he was drunk, judging by the auwful odor of whiskey and pot. I stood there not sure if I was asleep dreaming all this or not. But having Stanley throwing the dead pigieon at my face let me know that I was awake. Stanley just ran off. That was the last I heard of him. If ANYONE has seen Stanley, PLEASE TELL HIM TO GET HIS ASS HOME!!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 January 10, 2003 Let me tell you about how I met Stanley. It was a cold friday night. It had rained all day, but be it that I only live a block from the liquor store, I decided to walk anyway. I undressed in my batjhroom until I was completly naked with only socks a shoes on. I grabbed the dark trench coat out of the closet, put it on, and left for the liquor store. Not even a minute into my walk, I saw a nice old lady standing at the bus station. She must have been at least 85. I thought to myself, how wonderful would it be to flash the sweet old lady. I mean, she probably hasn't seen a penis in at least 20 years. So I quielty snuck up on her from the behind, jumped in front of her, threw open my trench coat and started dancing like I was Dr. Dre on the "Up In Smoke" tour. Unfortunatly, she wasn;t the only one at the bus station. There were also a couple of older guys, mayby in there 30's. I guess they didn't enjoy my performance like the old hag did, So I ended up getting jumped. Out of nowhere, I swear to god, comes this fucking clown. I mean, I couldnt believe that shit. A fucking clown?!? He ended up helping me out. Let me tell you, Stanley can throw a fuckin punch. We ended up getting four bottles of tequila to ease my pain, and just hung out the rest of the night watching girl on girl action on the pay per view channel.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 January 10, 2003 Does anyone have a white jacket with extra long sleeves? I think one is in order here. *pointing pop out in the crowd to the hospital men* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 January 10, 2003 The Character of the Year award should go to the Power Puff Girls!! We rock!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #6 January 10, 2003 Quote The Character of the Year award should go to the Power Puff Girls!! We rock!! Yes you do!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 January 10, 2003 PoP my man. Does Stanley have any brothers or sisters? I want a clown too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 January 10, 2003 Quote PoP my man. Does Stanley have any brothers or sisters? I want a clown too Why do you need a clown when you have a sweet innocent PPG? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #9 January 10, 2003 Mishenka, you know i like you, but i will stick with my circus midgets. they rock. and not to forget the norwegian lesbians who feed me grapes and know how to sing jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #10 January 10, 2003 Quote PoP my man. Does Stanley have any brothers or sisters? I want a clown too Oh, so now everyone wants clown. I see how it is. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #11 January 10, 2003 Quoteand not to forget the norwegian lesbians who feed me grapes and know how to sing Oooohhhh, I want one.....where can I get one of those?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #12 January 10, 2003 Quote Please note that Stanley is now DEAD! NO! Stanley is not dead, he's just in purgatory for the time being! remember in the series Dallas, when bobby was killed, but the next season, it was all a facade and he was in the shower? it's like that with Stanley man! --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #13 March 12, 2005 He is back....I just saw him...I think he is comming out to Hollister on April 9th7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
