DTOXX 0 #1 March 11, 2005 I have the time. I have the desire. I have the money. I have 95 jumps. If everything works according to plan I should have my 100th jump (yes I am buying beer) tomorrow but there is this "tradition" of pie that concerns me. I HATE whipped cream. It's that simple. Is there an alternate "tradition" that could be exercised? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 March 11, 2005 Whipped Cream??? Consider yourself very LUCKY if that is the worst thing in your Pie. The last Pieing I witnessed had more Ketchup, Mustard, Hot Sause and Anchovies in it than Whipped Cream. Just Grin and Bear it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #3 March 11, 2005 Getting thrown into a pool works. That's what I got. Saw it done to celebrate a 2000th jump too. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #4 March 11, 2005 just get a good looking lady to stand next to you with a towel and get her to wipe you off or if she likes the ingredents she can lick it off Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #5 March 11, 2005 DT's gettin pied dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 March 11, 2005 I guess they could beat you senseless with several fresh halibut, then glue hamster fur to you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 March 11, 2005 Shaving cream . . . it's what the nice people use. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #8 March 11, 2005 Or... they could hang the 750-pound 'Trout of Shame" around your neck... While young women sing german folk songs in the style of "the Chipmunks" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #9 March 11, 2005 I think secretly you must WANT to get pied or you would not be advertising your upcoming 100th jump. Sort of like saying PIE ME PLEASE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #10 March 11, 2005 Quote I think secretly you must WANT to get pied or you would not be advertising your upcoming 100th jump. Sort of like saying PIE ME PLEASE! No! I am seriously considering doing 4 jumps and leaving the dropzone! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygirlpc 0 #11 March 11, 2005 Oh, but without a pie you wouldn't feel loved! Pieing is our way of showing that we are so proud of you for making 100 jumps! Not everybody can claim that achievement! Besides, just bring an extra pair of clothes and no matter what they get you with I'm sure it will come off in the shower! Whip cream sounds good compared to my 100th pie, ranch dressing, grape jelly and sweet & sour sauce, yummy! Anyway, the point is to celebrate and have fun, so just relax and have fun with it! Oh and don’t forget to share it with the one that gave it to you! (That’s the fun part!) Btw: Congratulations, your 100th is a big deal! Danielle "Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #12 March 11, 2005 Ya'lls pies are pretty heinous. You guys pie for just about anything too!!! See ya Labor day weekend, got my condo at the 10 reserved yesterday!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bouda 0 #13 March 11, 2005 my buddy darminion is about 30 jumps away from his 100th jump and i hope they let me add some ingredents to his Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FunBobby 0 #14 March 11, 2005 Why don't you just wear a big red bullseye around the DZ now? You haven't targetted yourself at all with this post. Haha. Just be glad you're not the guy in this pic. He had no idea it was coming; when he realized what was about to happen, he put a good fight but couldn't overcome the 5 guys who tied him to the fence before shoving and smearing no less than 5 real cakes and pies into his face... Oh yeah, the staff then "washed" him off with all the icewater in all the beer coolers from the boogies. FunBobby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygirlpc 0 #15 March 11, 2005 QuoteYa'lls pies are pretty heinous. You guys pie for just about anything too!!! See ya Labor day weekend, got my condo at the 10 reserved yesterday!!! Of course we do, like I said it's a sign of how much you are loved! But we do try to make the pies a little "nicer" depending on the recipient! Danielle "Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnnyD 0 #16 March 11, 2005 Sharpies. A handsome young lad who was particularly quiet made his 100th at a dz no longer in operation. He did not want to bring attention to himself. People found out and realized they had no pie/whip cream/other smearable food substances. They had sharpies. The youngster was promptly gang tackled, stripped naked and everyone "signed" him, thus turning him into a virtual log book. Good times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnRich 4 #17 March 11, 2005 We could "make you a cake", but I don't think you would like that either... Note that this is made to sound as if something nice is going to be done for, like; "Hey, how about if we make you a cake?" What it actually means is; "Hey, how about we we make you into a cake?" That's where we throw you inside a ground tarp, with a crowd holding up the edges all around so that you can't get out. Then we add milk, sugar, eggs and flour, and stir. Fortunately, we skip the baking part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GoatBoy 0 #18 March 11, 2005 You have no choice in the matter, and you just made it worse for yourself. Part of the fun of whipped cream is it smells like bad milk in 5min. Flying Hellfish #31 "I'm not allowed to talk about it till after the trial" www.SkydiveTecumseh.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dropdeded 0 #19 March 13, 2005 hmm, heard tell that someone got pied today congrats DT, wish I coulda been there. That was an interesting jump we did though Good God you DO fall like a friggin fireplug. dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites upndownshop 0 #20 March 13, 2005 QuoteI have the time. I have the desire. I have the money. I have 95 jumps. If everything works according to plan I should have my 100th jump (yes I am buying beer) tomorrow but there is this "tradition" of pie that concerns me. I HATE whipped cream. It's that simple. Is there an alternate "tradition" that could be exercised? If I am not mistaken the Pie is for 1000 not 100,200 etc. The tradition seems to have changed... I have noticed that in the past few years.. I got lucky missed the pieing for my 1000 now its way tooo late for anyone thinking about it What ever you do get out of gear and jumpsuit immediately after landing, that crap is a bear to get out... Good luck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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DTOXX 0 #10 March 11, 2005 Quote I think secretly you must WANT to get pied or you would not be advertising your upcoming 100th jump. Sort of like saying PIE ME PLEASE! No! I am seriously considering doing 4 jumps and leaving the dropzone! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirlpc 0 #11 March 11, 2005 Oh, but without a pie you wouldn't feel loved! Pieing is our way of showing that we are so proud of you for making 100 jumps! Not everybody can claim that achievement! Besides, just bring an extra pair of clothes and no matter what they get you with I'm sure it will come off in the shower! Whip cream sounds good compared to my 100th pie, ranch dressing, grape jelly and sweet & sour sauce, yummy! Anyway, the point is to celebrate and have fun, so just relax and have fun with it! Oh and don’t forget to share it with the one that gave it to you! (That’s the fun part!) Btw: Congratulations, your 100th is a big deal! Danielle "Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 March 11, 2005 Ya'lls pies are pretty heinous. You guys pie for just about anything too!!! See ya Labor day weekend, got my condo at the 10 reserved yesterday!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #13 March 11, 2005 my buddy darminion is about 30 jumps away from his 100th jump and i hope they let me add some ingredents to his Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunBobby 0 #14 March 11, 2005 Why don't you just wear a big red bullseye around the DZ now? You haven't targetted yourself at all with this post. Haha. Just be glad you're not the guy in this pic. He had no idea it was coming; when he realized what was about to happen, he put a good fight but couldn't overcome the 5 guys who tied him to the fence before shoving and smearing no less than 5 real cakes and pies into his face... Oh yeah, the staff then "washed" him off with all the icewater in all the beer coolers from the boogies. FunBobby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirlpc 0 #15 March 11, 2005 QuoteYa'lls pies are pretty heinous. You guys pie for just about anything too!!! See ya Labor day weekend, got my condo at the 10 reserved yesterday!!! Of course we do, like I said it's a sign of how much you are loved! But we do try to make the pies a little "nicer" depending on the recipient! Danielle "Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #16 March 11, 2005 Sharpies. A handsome young lad who was particularly quiet made his 100th at a dz no longer in operation. He did not want to bring attention to himself. People found out and realized they had no pie/whip cream/other smearable food substances. They had sharpies. The youngster was promptly gang tackled, stripped naked and everyone "signed" him, thus turning him into a virtual log book. Good times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #17 March 11, 2005 We could "make you a cake", but I don't think you would like that either... Note that this is made to sound as if something nice is going to be done for, like; "Hey, how about if we make you a cake?" What it actually means is; "Hey, how about we we make you into a cake?" That's where we throw you inside a ground tarp, with a crowd holding up the edges all around so that you can't get out. Then we add milk, sugar, eggs and flour, and stir. Fortunately, we skip the baking part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoatBoy 0 #18 March 11, 2005 You have no choice in the matter, and you just made it worse for yourself. Part of the fun of whipped cream is it smells like bad milk in 5min. Flying Hellfish #31 "I'm not allowed to talk about it till after the trial" www.SkydiveTecumseh.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #19 March 13, 2005 hmm, heard tell that someone got pied today congrats DT, wish I coulda been there. That was an interesting jump we did though Good God you DO fall like a friggin fireplug. dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #20 March 13, 2005 QuoteI have the time. I have the desire. I have the money. I have 95 jumps. If everything works according to plan I should have my 100th jump (yes I am buying beer) tomorrow but there is this "tradition" of pie that concerns me. I HATE whipped cream. It's that simple. Is there an alternate "tradition" that could be exercised? If I am not mistaken the Pie is for 1000 not 100,200 etc. The tradition seems to have changed... I have noticed that in the past few years.. I got lucky missed the pieing for my 1000 now its way tooo late for anyone thinking about it What ever you do get out of gear and jumpsuit immediately after landing, that crap is a bear to get out... Good luck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
