kelel01 1 #1 March 11, 2005 This has to have been done at least 10 times by now, but we've got a lot of newcomers here. Of course I'm talking about faking orgasms. And as an aside, has anyone ever used pain to help them fake it? Like, the other person is leaning on your hair so it's being pulled, and you react to the pain, but it sounds like you're reacting in ecstacy? Now, to be fair, I don't usually fake it, but sometimes you just have to for one reason or another . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #2 March 11, 2005 if any girls put the have never ever ever faked it something is wrong Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #3 March 11, 2005 Quoteif any girls put the have never ever ever faked it something is wrong What does faking it do for you? Nothing...if you are not going to come your not going to come...why bullshit? There are times it is not going to happen for one reason or another....why lie about it? Just my .02... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
complexity 0 #4 March 11, 2005 especially because for most women they don't have to have an orgasm to enjoy sex. Its still extremely delicious Of course, having an orgasm (or two or three...) is sooooo spectacular Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #5 March 11, 2005 Quoteif any girls put the have never ever ever faked it something is wrong What's wrong? Why should I reward poor performance? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #6 March 11, 2005 well to many women give falsehoods well my girlfriend will straight up tell me ok i'm not done flip over Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #7 March 11, 2005 I don't fake it. If he doesn't get me off, he doesn't get me off. I'm not giong to fake it to save his ego. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 March 11, 2005 Don't think i ever had a faker. I have put serious thought into this before.I would hope most women would think that there is no reason to fake it.Please ladies , no need to fake it ever. We would rather you be honest than fake it.We'll take care of you. At least I will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 March 11, 2005 QuoteWe'll take care of you. At least I will. And that, right there, is why I've faked it the few times I have. If I'm tired and you wanna keep plugging along until I reach the (often unreachable) big O, I'll find a way to make both of us happy: faking it. Like someone else said, sex is really fun and nice, even without the orgasm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #10 March 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe'll take care of you. At least I will. And that, right there, is why I've faked it the few times I have. If I'm tired and you wanna keep plugging along until I reach the (often unreachable) big O, I'll find a way to make both of us happy: faking it. Like someone else said, sex is really fun and nice, even without the orgasm. Just tell them the truth, it isnt going to happen...you enjoyed your time, but the big O is nowhere to be found. If you can explain why too...sometimes stress will do that to you.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #11 March 11, 2005 I would NOT fake it. If I can't cum they aren't doing their damn job. Try harder. Bring a friend over to help if you have to. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #12 March 11, 2005 QuoteWhat does faking it do for you? Nothing...if you are not going to come your not going to come...why bullshit? There are times it is not going to happen for one reason or another....why lie about it? DITTO!!!!! Usually if he can't do it for me, for one reason or another, I'll do it myself and keep us both happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #13 March 11, 2005 Just say "ok that's enough, I'm tired"... "we're done"Don't lie to me biatch !or the spankings will start all over . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #14 March 11, 2005 Am I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #15 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Run away...run far far away!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #16 March 11, 2005 QuoteI would NOT fake it. If I can't cum they aren't doing their damn job. Try harder. Bring a friend over to help if you have to. ROFLMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #17 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Just relax Kel, Spread your legs and relax.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #18 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Wait a minute, let me get this straight...... You're complaining because a guy won't stop trying to make you feel good?????? I mean, come on.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #19 March 11, 2005 I'm not a faker, but I admit to have faked it a few times. The third time around, and once in a while the second time around....well.....I just run out of steam. It happens. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #20 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! You are not alone... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #21 March 11, 2005 I get sleepy. Of course, this is all in the past, as I'm sure 90% of all dz.commers know. I just accidentally yanked on my hair, and it triggered a memory. I have no sexual present, only history . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spatula 0 #22 March 11, 2005 Communication is the key isn't it? I mean if he or she's not doing it, speak up and fix the issue. Then hopefully if done right, VOILA!!!! Faking to me isn't worth it. If I wasn't gettin' it done for her, I'd like to know what I can do to make it happen. Then the next time I can expand on it, and make it even better.....but then again if it's a one night stand....well there's always a no repeat clause.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #23 March 11, 2005 I don't know how a guy would fake it. Considering the creamy substance that is projected during our orgasims. I guess you could if you kept a mayo packet in your pocket. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ianmdrennan 2 #24 March 11, 2005 QuoteI don't fake it. If he doesn't get me off, he doesn't get me off. I'm not giong to fake it to save his ego. A-freaking-men. I'd be a lot more insulted knowing someone faked it (hell how could the person fix what they're doing wrong if they have no idea) than if they flatout told me I suck and "try this" - heheh. Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #25 March 11, 2005 QuoteI don't know how a guy would fake it. I fake it every time. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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eeneR 3 #10 March 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe'll take care of you. At least I will. And that, right there, is why I've faked it the few times I have. If I'm tired and you wanna keep plugging along until I reach the (often unreachable) big O, I'll find a way to make both of us happy: faking it. Like someone else said, sex is really fun and nice, even without the orgasm. Just tell them the truth, it isnt going to happen...you enjoyed your time, but the big O is nowhere to be found. If you can explain why too...sometimes stress will do that to you.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 March 11, 2005 I would NOT fake it. If I can't cum they aren't doing their damn job. Try harder. Bring a friend over to help if you have to. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #12 March 11, 2005 QuoteWhat does faking it do for you? Nothing...if you are not going to come your not going to come...why bullshit? There are times it is not going to happen for one reason or another....why lie about it? DITTO!!!!! Usually if he can't do it for me, for one reason or another, I'll do it myself and keep us both happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 March 11, 2005 Just say "ok that's enough, I'm tired"... "we're done"Don't lie to me biatch !or the spankings will start all over . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 March 11, 2005 Am I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #15 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Run away...run far far away!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #16 March 11, 2005 QuoteI would NOT fake it. If I can't cum they aren't doing their damn job. Try harder. Bring a friend over to help if you have to. ROFLMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Just relax Kel, Spread your legs and relax.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #18 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! Wait a minute, let me get this straight...... You're complaining because a guy won't stop trying to make you feel good?????? I mean, come on.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #19 March 11, 2005 I'm not a faker, but I admit to have faked it a few times. The third time around, and once in a while the second time around....well.....I just run out of steam. It happens. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #20 March 11, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one who's encountered someone who won't listen? I think it's only happened with 1 or 2 people, but man . . . if a woman says it ain't gonna happen, let it go! You are not alone... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 March 11, 2005 I get sleepy. Of course, this is all in the past, as I'm sure 90% of all dz.commers know. I just accidentally yanked on my hair, and it triggered a memory. I have no sexual present, only history . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #22 March 11, 2005 Communication is the key isn't it? I mean if he or she's not doing it, speak up and fix the issue. Then hopefully if done right, VOILA!!!! Faking to me isn't worth it. If I wasn't gettin' it done for her, I'd like to know what I can do to make it happen. Then the next time I can expand on it, and make it even better.....but then again if it's a one night stand....well there's always a no repeat clause.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #23 March 11, 2005 I don't know how a guy would fake it. Considering the creamy substance that is projected during our orgasims. I guess you could if you kept a mayo packet in your pocket. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #24 March 11, 2005 QuoteI don't fake it. If he doesn't get me off, he doesn't get me off. I'm not giong to fake it to save his ego. A-freaking-men. I'd be a lot more insulted knowing someone faked it (hell how could the person fix what they're doing wrong if they have no idea) than if they flatout told me I suck and "try this" - heheh. Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #25 March 11, 2005 QuoteI don't know how a guy would fake it. I fake it every time. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
