I hate chickens right now. Does this make me a bad person?

[TheAnvil 0]

I am eating lots of chicken this week because this rooster at Zhills woke me up early on Sunday morning when he started cockadoodledoo'ing. If I can't get the bird himself I shall make sure his relatives suffer! Muuuhuhuhahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Does this make me a bad person? And would anyone else like to kill the rooster?

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[kelel01 1]

So, how you doing on that whole "giving up Tequila" thing? Going through some withdrawals? A little irritable (and hungry) perhaps?

[Bouda 0]

can i get a tender crisp chicken sandwich plain

Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge
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[PhreeZone 20]

Continue to eat chicken. Eat lots of it and help drive the chicken commidity market up... Papa needs a new pair of shoes

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And tomorrow is a mystery

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[meloo09 0]

STUPID CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Does this make me a bad person? And would anyone else like to kill the rooster?

I hear Rooster tastes like Chicken.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[Amazon 7]

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Does this make me a bad person? And would anyone else like to kill the rooster?

About 10 years ago I was renting a 23 acre farm west of Portland OR... the caretaker of the place next door had chickens and let the damn things run. The rooster had a bad habit of scratching in my garden at first light every morning which was very very near my bedroom window. I told him on numerous occasions.. to pen them up and keep them away from my garden and from annoying me at first light every morning. after about 3 weeks of this I introduced Mr Rooster to Mr P-38. He was a tough old bird.. but properly cooked was not half bad.

[mfrese 0]

Vinnie...all I can say is...Tequila, STAT! Come out to Hollister for Pop and Seb's blowout in April; we'll make sure there are enough roosters for everyone to kill.
Wait..."killing the rooster" isn't some new and particularly disgusting euphemism for "killing kittens", is it? Ewwww...where's the projectile vomiting smiley when you need it?

Doctor I ain't gonna die,
Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

[TheAnvil 0]

STUUUPID CHICKEN!


Jeanne - I can just picture you making that sort of introduction and see the grin on your face as you plucked the beast.

Mike - I think Sebazz1 is the only one with access to the projectile vomit smiley.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[Stiner 0]

You apparently were not around for Kris' chicken story.....or you probably would not be eating much of it

[DrunkMonkey 0]

I have a nice M-1 Garand solution to Mr. Chicken's noisiness. For more fun, get about 200 yards away to give the walking dinner entree a sporting chance...

[meloo09 0]

I actually was and had deleted it fro memory. Thanks for the reminder

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.

[op5e 0]

[hijack]Mel, love your sig line. Considering I have a broken leg at the moment i find it quite amusing and soooo true.[/hijack]

[WrongWay 0]

Dude that's hilarious......try Wendy's Ultimate Chicken Grill.

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[arlo 0]

dude. that was no rooster. it was a sandhill crane.

nice meeting ya, btw.

arlo