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In the bars.....How to get laid...

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To long to make it work. To much reading... Not short enough and to the point. Must use fast to the point pictures. Skydivers won't read that whole thing.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Hey, just a simple question of a beginner: With your jump #, you still sit on "A"? How come? :o

Good question...I really didn't do any traveling to other dropzones and events where other ratings were required...plus I haven't jumped in 10 moths....taking a break from being a tandem and 4 way camera guy.....



Recommend you at least get your "B." Big boogies sometimes discriminate against "A's".

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Did David make you more horny? Or less?


I composited your face on his body. Now it's REALLY on!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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To long to make it work. To much reading... Not short enough and to the point. Must use fast to the point pictures. Skydivers won't read that whole thing.



true true i opened it then closed it when i saw all the words


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Alright guys...here's the secret....go out have fun....show the ladies you are FUN FUN FUN....dress WELL...not like all the other Sherlock's flip flopping dooshbags out there...make sure U can be seen by all the hot car girls doing laps around the bar and DON"T EVEN TRY to get laid. I discovered that when I stopped trying, I got laid more ofter...I'm talking about instead of one new girl a month to like 5-6 a month AT LEAST......I know, I am a slut....but I ALWAYS use protection in the matter.....

1400 jumps and you're still into the whoring around part of it? Wow.

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