watchdog2 0 #1 March 14, 2005 Alright guys...here's the secret....go out have fun....show the ladies you are FUN FUN FUN....dress WELL...not like all the other Sherlock's flip flopping dooshbags out there...make sure U can be seen by all the hot car girls doing laps around the bar and DON"T EVEN TRY to get laid. I discovered that when I stopped trying, I got laid more ofter...I'm talking about instead of one new girl a month to like 5-6 a month AT LEAST......I know, I am a slut....but I ALWAYS use protection in the matter..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 March 14, 2005 huh...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #3 March 14, 2005 I think you have some serious issues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #4 March 14, 2005 have you posted one thing that doesn't relate to sex......my guess is your pretty lonely. Get over it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 March 14, 2005 Now you're sharing your secret! For even more efficiency, I recommend clubbing them upside the head and dragging them back into your love-cave! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #6 March 14, 2005 No..just bored...you woudive liked my pet peeves post a while back... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #7 March 14, 2005 I have something for you: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #8 March 14, 2005 It's only a love cave if it has a jacuzzi, hot tub etc.....other wise it's just a cave.... "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #9 March 14, 2005 With a TROLL in it....Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #10 March 14, 2005 True. I always had more success when in a group of people laughing and joking. Two hornly (horny+lonely=Hornly) guys are SOL unless one is really smooth. Make small talk, joke, then walk the hell away. Make them come to you. I was on the hot streak of a lifetime up until I met my beloved. It's all about confidence, and having a full life. You need the life before the girl, not the other way around. Like in Business, success breeds more success. To quote Chris Rock: QuoteWhen you're single, noone wants anything to do with your sorry ass. But once you're taken, you get phone calls from women: "Hey we're having a dick-sucking contest, and we need a judge..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #11 March 14, 2005 QuoteIt's only a love cave if it has a jacuzzi, hot tub etc.....other wise it's just a cave.... I'm talking upscale love cave here, with the faux bear pelt and stuff. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 March 14, 2005 Quotehuh... You don't understand because guys who are good in bed can get women who want to have sex more than once with them! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 March 14, 2005 This is your third thread about bars and picking up women. Do you do anything else? Edit...I just looked up your threads. They're ALL about sex. boring.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #14 March 14, 2005 Zebra skin spinning cave bed next to built in fireplace type of upscale? "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 March 14, 2005 QuoteNow you're sharing your secret! For even more efficiency, I recommend clubbing them upside the head and dragging them back into your love-cave! Quote ...And wear that~ "Mace only makes me HORNEY" Tee-shirt! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #16 March 14, 2005 QuoteZebra skin spinning cave bed next to built in fireplace type of upscale? That kind. With the expensive $15 bottle of bubbly and the Drakkar Noir cologne. Party on... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteZebra skin spinning cave bed next to built in fireplace type of upscale? That kind. With the expensive $15 bottle of bubbly and the Drkkar Noir cologne. Party on... Quote What?! No Hi~Karate? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #18 March 14, 2005 Hey, just a simple question of a beginner: With your jump #, you still sit on "A"? How come? Perhaps, a "D" would increase your success by another 100 %? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 March 14, 2005 Hahahaha! Yeah, repeating the same jump over and over again just means you're good at that. It's like someone who can do a static line jump really well but has never turned any points! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #20 March 14, 2005 QuoteAlright guys...here's the secret....go out have fun....show the ladies you are FUN FUN FUN....dress WELL...not like all the other Sherlock's flip flopping dooshbags out there...make sure U can be seen by all the hot car girls doing laps around the bar and DON"T EVEN TRY to get laid. I discovered that when I stopped trying, I got laid more ofter...I'm talking about instead of one new girl a month to like 5-6 a month AT LEAST......I know, I am a slut....but I ALWAYS use protection in the matter..... Only 5-6 times a month? I get laid by a different girl very day. I just go down this one alley with a little bag of crack and voila! no effort at all.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #21 March 14, 2005 I cannot wait for this guy to inadvertantly knock someone else... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #22 March 14, 2005 hey dont pick on him i have 600+jumps and dont even have a licens Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #23 March 14, 2005 QuoteIt's like someone who can do a static line jump really well hey i neverr failed a SL jump,well atleast i always survived Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chadkal 0 #24 March 14, 2005 you know in all seriousness, I truely feel sorry for you. It is very sad that you have to live such a shallow existance. I hope that one day you are able to wake up and see what life is really about, then maybe you won't be so lonely -------------------------------------------------- I am a greek midget Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 March 14, 2005 The easiest way to get laid at a bar: Sit at the Bar and Lick your eyebrows. If that doesnt work: Ask the girl if you can buy her a drink or if she would just prefer the cash instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
