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In the bars.....How to get laid...

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Alright guys...here's the secret....go out have fun....show the ladies you are FUN FUN FUN....dress WELL...not like all the other Sherlock's flip flopping dooshbags out there...make sure U can be seen by all the hot car girls doing laps around the bar and DON"T EVEN TRY to get laid. I discovered that when I stopped trying, I got laid more ofter...I'm talking about instead of one new girl a month to like 5-6 a month AT LEAST......I know, I am a slut....but I ALWAYS use protection in the matter.....

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For even more efficiency, I recommend clubbing them upside the head and dragging them back into your love-cave!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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True. I always had more success when in a group of people laughing and joking. Two hornly (horny+lonely=Hornly) guys are SOL unless one is really smooth.

Make small talk, joke, then walk the hell away. Make them come to you.

I was on the hot streak of a lifetime up until I met my beloved. It's all about confidence, and having a full life. You need the life before the girl, not the other way around.

Like in Business, success breeds more success. To quote Chris Rock:

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When you're single, noone wants anything to do with your sorry ass. But once you're taken, you get phone calls from women: "Hey we're having a dick-sucking contest, and we need a judge..."

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It's only a love cave if it has a jacuzzi, hot tub etc.....other wise it's just a cave....


I'm talking upscale love cave here, with the faux bear pelt and stuff.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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This is your third thread about bars and picking up women. Do you do anything else? :S

Edit...I just looked up your threads. They're ALL about sex. boring.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Now you're sharing your secret!
For even more efficiency, I recommend clubbing them upside the head and dragging them back into your love-cave!:|




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...And wear that~

"Mace only makes me HORNEY"

Tee-shirt!
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~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Zebra skin spinning cave bed next to built in fireplace type of upscale?


That kind. With the expensive $15 bottle of bubbly and the Drakkar Noir cologne. Party on...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Zebra skin spinning cave bed next to built in fireplace type of upscale?


That kind. With the expensive $15 bottle of bubbly and the Drkkar Noir cologne. Party on...




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What?!

No Hi~Karate?:o












~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Alright guys...here's the secret....go out have fun....show the ladies you are FUN FUN FUN....dress WELL...not like all the other Sherlock's flip flopping dooshbags out there...make sure U can be seen by all the hot car girls doing laps around the bar and DON"T EVEN TRY to get laid. I discovered that when I stopped trying, I got laid more ofter...I'm talking about instead of one new girl a month to like 5-6 a month AT LEAST......I know, I am a slut....but I ALWAYS use protection in the matter.....



Only 5-6 times a month? I get laid by a different girl very day. I just go down this one alley with a little bag of crack and voila! no effort at all.
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you know in all seriousness, I truely feel sorry for you. It is very sad that you have to live such a shallow existance. I hope that one day you are able to wake up and see what life is really about, then maybe you won't be so lonely

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