Words with 2 definitions

[beezyshaw 0]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self
emotionally
to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and
feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off
to the drop zone.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while
out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while
drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of
indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-
expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy
a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long
as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV
channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375
channels every 5 minutes.

[kelel01 1]

LMAO. I thought I'd seen all of these things.

[pop 0]

HA! So true

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[Bouda 0]

we must have the same joke book

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