marcandalysse 0 #1 March 15, 2005 At the nursing home Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life." The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man. "Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 March 15, 2005 Be careful - Amanduh gets offended pretty easy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #3 March 15, 2005 Bwahaha! That is pretty good. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #4 March 16, 2005 The old lady must be a retired "free-flyer"Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
