ladyskydiver 0 #126 March 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteTo Understand Women! THAT, my friend is a complex exercise in futility. We think the same thing about you guys. Loves ya, guys! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #127 March 16, 2005 But that is so much nonsense. Guys = On/Off Switch, and an occaisional volume control. Ladies = O/O Switch, Equilizer, Sub woofer mini computer, Midrange Mini Computer, Sub Sonic Bass anylizer, and 789 other buttons that even THEY don't know what they do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #128 March 16, 2005 Don't forget all that stuff has to be CORDLESS too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #129 March 16, 2005 QuoteDon't forget all that stuff has to be CORDLESS too. And run off of three different power sources - two of which are not electricity. They generate their own power surges after the warranty runns out, and a short circuit happens around that same time and the mood button gets intermittantly switched on and off.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #130 March 16, 2005 And they never come with a manual. Sometimes the box is pretty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #131 March 16, 2005 QuoteAnd they never come with a manual. Sometimes the box is pretty. yeah - every now and then.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #132 March 16, 2005 "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #133 March 16, 2005 Quote What - you think EVERY woman is pretty on the outside? That is what he meant by "The Box" even if he meant the pu-nanee - that can be pretty "unappetising" Don't make me post examples.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #134 March 16, 2005 What got your panties in a bind Turtle? You've never found any exceptions to the rule? No women have ever surprised you? Ever? Would you even bother to want the ones that do?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #135 March 16, 2005 QuoteWhat got your panties in a bind Turtle? I'm confused - I don't wear panties. QuoteYou've never found any exceptions to the rule? Exeptions to what rule? QuoteNo women have ever surprised you? Ever? Well there was the one that was pretty hot - but - it turned out her name wasn't Josaphina - It was Jose' QuoteWould you even bother to want the ones that do?? I would bother, I'm not looking for perfection - are you interviewing? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
