QuoteYou are evil
I am. Care to bring anything new and original to this thread?
QuoteI hope she does really punish you this weekend.
So do I...
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
kjarv 0
To quote dave chapelle-
"Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and shut the fuck up"
"Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and shut the fuck up"
skyguy78 0
BEFS does cover it except for a fast car and a little nicotine from time to time.
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There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker
Quotea deaf, mute woman that owns a liquor store and a drop zone...is that too much to ask?
nice. like you'll EVER find that!!!
a deaf, mute woman that owns a liquor store and a drop zone...is that too much to ask?
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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You forgot terminally ill with no family!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
Quotea deaf, mute woman that owns a liquor store and a drop zone...
...three feet tall, a flat head and no teeth.
Mindcake 0
I am only posting to bump you further ahead of Jeffy.
Jimbo
Don´t belive the hype
Jimbo
Don´t belive the hype
QuoteI am only posting to bump you further ahead of Jeffy.
Jimbo
Yay! Jimbo rocks!!
So, I here you guys are home safe! Hope Mexico was as bad ass as you hoped it would be. I need to come visit soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
pds 0
no hassle blow jobs.
everyone else is holding back. this is all men really really want.
the rest is bonus!
everyone else is holding back. this is all men really really want.
the rest is bonus!
namaste, motherfucker.
kbordson 8
Quoteblow jobs.
A friend of my once got a temporary suspended from that activity by her significant other for unauthorized use of teeth... (and I can't believe that she loves to tell that story... how wrong is that?!)
So you might want to be more specific than just "blow job" as what you would want....
pds 0
QuoteQuoteblow jobs.
A friend of my once got a temporary suspended from that activity by her significant other for unauthorized use of teeth... (and I can't believe that she loves to tell that story... how wrong is that?!)
So you might want to be more specific than just "blow job" as what you would want....
i would think that 'no hassle' qualifier would include emasculation.
OK
GOOD, two handed, full featured, bob and twist blowjobs to completion without guilt, begging or credit cards.....
specific enough?
namaste, motherfucker.
kbordson 8
nothing wrong with details, details are good.....we just wanna know what you want, how you want it and where to bring the beer...
(see, I can play the good little girl....
) - unless a different role is necessary.... -thank you!!
(see, I can play the good little girl....
) - unless a different role is necessary.... -thank you!!
pds 0
Quotenothing wrong with details, details are good.....we just wanna know what you want, how you want it and where to bring the beer...
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i fink i luvs yoooou..namaste, motherfucker.
You mean this one - ?
If so....
[..evil..]
**remove dots**
?
If so....
[..evil..]
**remove dots**
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
I hope she does really punish you this weekend.
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