happythoughts 0 #51 March 12, 2005 My dog would always wander around the neighborhood. He would see another dog and stop to sniff and check if it was "time". He'd also sniff any non-moving object to see if they were edible. Anything else, he'd stop and pee on. If you can't eat it or f it, then piss on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #52 March 12, 2005 QuoteMy dog would always wander around the neighborhood. He would see another dog and stop to sniff and check if it was "time". He'd also sniff any non-moving object to see if they were edible. Anything else, he'd stop and pee on. If you can't eat it or f it, then piss on it. I interpret a dog pissing on a tree in a different way... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bandanarama 0 #53 March 12, 2005 Princess by day, naughty vixen by night! Obviously, physical chemistry is very important! Also just like most women, we want someone who is going to be a little challenging at times and not so predictable and overbearingly nice or smothering. I love intelligent women who are for the most part independent and goal-oriented too. A woman who is self-confident and can establish a healthy trust in a relationship is key too! Another key ingredient to a successful relationship is a woman who helps maintain and positively influence a man's self-confidence. Make a man feel like he is a king and he will treat you like a queen. I think all of this is applicable to both sexes. Eric ___________________________________________________ One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. ~ Henry Miller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #54 March 12, 2005 Wow, what an impressive post, written by a guy!!! I really like the signature line too Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #55 March 12, 2005 OK... just got back from seeing Hitch with a friend. Honestly, is it so hard to date a girl that a guy would think that they need a "date doctor"? Is it that our expectations are too "high" or that guys just don't understand the "dating etiqutte"? What is the real story there. The men want "dates" but then need coaching to be "real"? Hmm... doesn't sound right. AND, just adds more confusion to the "what guys want" edit to add: ok... maybe shouldn't get advice on men from a comedy (or from any movie from the Lifetime network - from what I've heard on previous threads) further edited to add: I am NOT a princess! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #56 March 12, 2005 1. A good woman who is .................the only child .... of wealthy, elderly,, infirmed.. parents.... who live outta town and who have a will leaving it all to their daughter.... ..... ( jus' teasin' ) ..... 2.....they want a partner with a gooood sense of humor and the understanding of the value of a dollar...3. It All...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bandanarama 0 #57 March 12, 2005 Just trying to help out the ladies! To get inside a man's head can be just as challenging at times... Eric ___________________________________________________ One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. ~ Henry Miller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #58 March 12, 2005 I'm a Princess Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawhottie 0 #59 March 12, 2005 QuoteI'm a Princess i'm a princess too. just an odd one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bandanarama 0 #60 March 12, 2005 Look out hot midgets! ___________________________________________________ One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. ~ Henry Miller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #61 March 12, 2005 QuoteAnother key ingredient to a successful relationship is a woman who helps maintain and positively influence a man's self-confidence. Make a man feel like he is a king and he will treat you like a queen. I think all of this is applicable to both sexes. yes, I agree with you completely. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #62 March 12, 2005 Well I have had a couple drinks and feel good right now so I'll say a woman who will swallow. I personally want to be wanted for my body and not my mind or is it the other way around. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #63 March 12, 2005 ...men are like dogs.......they want a place to come home to, a warm bed to sleep in, food ready on the table (in dogs case in the dish on the floor), someone to scratch behind the ears.......then they can go off on jumping the neighbors' fence to find FiFi.....mark their territory......then come home! There you have it...........male characteristics."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #64 March 12, 2005 Quotesomeone to scratch behind the ears....... I happen to like it when a woman scratches me behind the ears THANK YOU. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #65 March 12, 2005 Peace and quiet and an occasional blow job .. u asked heh "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #66 March 12, 2005 Quote...men are like dogs.......they want a place to come home to, a warm bed to sleep in, food ready on the table (in dogs case in the dish on the floor), someone to scratch behind the ears.......then they can go off on jumping the neighbors' fence to find FiFi.....mark their territory......then come home! There you have it...........male characteristics. youre not suggesting that your jealous of your neighbors dog are you? hhee heeh heeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #67 March 12, 2005 It's not a suggestion........it's the truth about men. Hahaha.....jealous of what........I just feel sorry for the next dog that jump over my fence..........meet my pitbull!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #68 March 12, 2005 ouch. bad times huh? QuoteI just feel sorry for the next dog that jump over my fence..........meet my pitbull! why is it hung like a great dane? LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #69 March 12, 2005 Awww.........curious are we?"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #70 March 12, 2005 lol. in order for the dog to fear coming over the fence, as you were refering to it getting screwed, i would imagine it would be afriad b/c it would hurt. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #71 March 12, 2005 ......it should be afraid......between a 9mm and shotgun is a girl's best friend........don't you know....either that or electric shot wires........take a pick........"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #72 March 12, 2005 whoa. its like a fortress over there. i bet you'd look good in black leather (did I say that aloud?)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #73 March 12, 2005 Hahahaha.......lol......nice avatar!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #74 March 12, 2005 oh, that old thing? HAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #75 March 12, 2005 Quotethen they can go off on jumping the neighbors' fence to find FiFi... *** If I could lick myself like a dog... I wouldn't NEED FiFi...!/\ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
