321seeya 0 #1 March 16, 2005 The preflight was intense, It took alot of convincing for us to board the air craft without oxygen, but according to the internet, skydivers dont need it. The 727 was full, jumpers sitting shoulder to shoulder packed as tightly as possible. In just a few moments we would be taking off for the skydive of one's life! As we felt the wheels lift off, and watched the earth start to disappear under us, we noticed...... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #2 March 16, 2005 ***The preflight was intense, It took alot of convincing for us to board the air craft without oxygen, but according to the internet, skydivers dont need it. The 727 was full, jumpers sitting shoulder to shoulder packed as tightly as possible. In just a few moments we would be taking off for the skydive of one's life! As we felt the wheels lift off, and watched the earth start to disappear under us, we noticed...... ..that a group of naked albino pigmy skydivers and an Elvis impersonator wearing a lime green thong and cowboy boots had got manifested with us. They began a ritual sounding chant while pounding down Red Bull and Jagermiester shots..."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 16, 2005 and then started taking 321seeya's clothes off.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #4 March 16, 2005 Being a firm believer of "Any sex is better than no sex" 321seeya goes along with the charade, simply saying "You better not get any stains on my new rig" While satnding before the queen pigmy (she was 3'2" and had a flat head which served nicely for setting my beer on) recieving oral favors, a fight breaks out in the rear of the plane over exit order.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 March 16, 2005 QuoteBeing a firm believer of "Any sex is better than no sex" 321seeya goes along with the charade, simply saying "You better not get any stains on my new rig" While satnding before the queen pigmy (she was 3'2" and had a flat head which served nicely for setting my beer on) recieving oral favors, a fight breaks out in the rear of the plane over exit order.... It seems apparently, the flat head King, dressed up as his wife for fun, and , who traditionally jumps first, was "Busy" at the moment.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #6 March 16, 2005 Realizing what has taken place, 321seeya grabs the pigmy king and launches him out of the plane, causing a mass exit of the front half of the aircraft. The sudden shift in CG causes..... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 March 16, 2005 Rapid deceleration and stall . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 March 16, 2005 causing TheAnvil to rouse from drunken slumber and chase his tequila bottle out of the airplane... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 March 16, 2005 Quotecausing TheAnvil to rouse from drunken slumber and chase his tequila bottle out of the airplane... Completely forgtting his rig.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #10 March 16, 2005 In a daring - "Point Break" kinda move 321seeya says...."Somebody Should Catch Him" But I am point Man on this formation so it cant be me.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #11 March 16, 2005 TheAnvil catches his beloved tequila bottle and consumes the rest of the contents...Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsisson 0 #12 March 16, 2005 Fine...I'll go get him... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #13 March 16, 2005 Tsisson realizes that to save him he must first track through the wad of falling pigmies and a pull at 1,000ft. He decides the risk is too much and docks with Elvis for a two-way shredder...."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #14 March 16, 2005 TheAnvil is suddenly snatched from the sky by a giant teradactyl who sets him gently down next to a Patron factory...Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsisson 0 #15 March 16, 2005 Anvil is quickly joined by a man named Don Julio and Tres Generacions of his family. "Would you prefer Patron Reposado or my families finest Anejo?" he asks... Suddenly they look skyward and see... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 March 16, 2005 The Anvil suddenly has a great appreciation for life, happiness and the joy that was brought on by the three hits of acid he took just before takeoff.."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #17 March 16, 2005 Darius still on the plane sits at his seat silently wondering if every thing he just saw happened or was it the mushrooms he took before the jump. Edit- I just saw you said the same thingI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #18 March 16, 2005 ...Psycho Bob, having gotten caught up in the mass exit realizes that he is strangely attracted to several of the falling female pigmy's and begins to have erotic thoughts of pigmy's, spatulas and wesson oil. He makes a mental note to bring this up to his therapist in his next counseling session....."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #19 March 16, 2005 Darius thinks he sees the green light so he jumps out but when he looks down all he sees is ocean with no land in sight. But he doesn’t care he has only one goal today and that is to roll a blunt in freefall. Well he achieve his goal? Stay tuned.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #20 March 16, 2005 PsychoBob suddenly realizes he's at 1500' and pulls. After a 1000' snivel he's open at 500' and hooks it nicely past the teradactyl's head and swoops in next to TheAnvil, who hands him a bottle of Patron Reposado... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #21 March 16, 2005 ...Psycho Bob realizes that The Anvil is God and immediately begins singing songs of praise... Long live the The Anvil, the savior of skydivers..."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #22 March 16, 2005 Alt. Is at 45K. Darius is flying on his back trying to roll. Then the unthinkable happens. The wind blows all the weed away. The scream that was heard at that moment will echo in the ocean waters forever “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” A tear came to his eyes and for the first time in human history there was someone crying in freefall. There was someone sad in freefall. The gods realized to keep balance of the world they must change this. No one should cry in freefall no tears of sadness allowed. Darius turns and thinks he sees something in the water…………….a small island maybe. Alt. 35KI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsisson 0 #23 March 16, 2005 Alt 20K... Alas, it's not an island...it's Tiger Wood's new yacht... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #24 March 16, 2005 And abreast the new yacht is..well breasts... She is laying on a floatie in the middle of the pool, butt naked waiting for rolling a fatty when SPLASH!.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #25 March 16, 2005 Darius swims to the side of the pool he is a bit lost and still recovering. He gets out of his gear that he never used and takes a look around. He is surrounded by naked hot Asian girls with landing strips. One of the hot naked Asian girls with the most beautiful landing strip hands him a blunt. “I wonder If I am dead” Darius says to him self. But in his heart he is sure he is still alive. This is heaven and he knows when his time comes that’s not where he will be heading. All of a sudden he sees someone………………………………………I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
