I don't need to get laid . . .

[kelel01 1]

I have chocolate milk. Ever wake up in the middle of the night and want to ravage someone? Well, last night, at 3:15 am, I woke to a VERY STRONG chocolate milk craving. I had to have some before I could fall asleep again.

Anyway, this thread title was for Muenkel . . . and yes, it's a bold-faced lie.

Like how I tied those two together?

[Sheenster303 0]

You suck! Now I want some chocolate milk.

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[turtlespeed 226]

I think getting laid is still higher than Chocholate Milk.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[cocheese 0]

I'm confused .. I'm going to reread the "What women want" thread.

[kelel01 1]

LMFAO!

[ccowden 0]

I have done that very thing hundreds of nights! I never drink chocolate milk during the day, but once in awhile, I will wake up in the wee hours of the morning and want some so bad! Nothing else will do!
Weird.

[Bouda 0]

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I think getting laid is still higher than Chocholate Milk.

for once i agree with turtle

i mean it is sex the bodies rubbing together the sweat dripping the heavy breathing the whip cream and handcuffs the whips and chains the leather and spiked paddles the hot candle wax the saddle and rains i meean come on chocolate can't give you that feeling

Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge
http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com

[Sheenster303 0]

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I think getting laid is still higher than Chocholate Milk.

You THINK??

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[Slappie 9]

Kel when I saw the title, I really thought you were going to say you had made it to Wal-Mart and got your new showerhead.

Chocolate milk is awesome. But a middle of the night romp is far better.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[kelel01 1]

Nope still haven't done that. I keep meaning to, though.

And Chris - that is really weird. It's odd to think of the kinds of similarities you can have with people.

[Bouda 0]

i mean i could show you pictures from the other night on why milk doesn't hold up but i don't think you wabt to see them

Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge
http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com

[turtlespeed 226]

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Kel when I saw the title, I really thought you were going to say you had made it to Wal-Mart and got your new showerhead.

Chocolate milk is awesome. But a middle of the night romp is far better.

She found a new and improved BOB.
(Disclaimer - Not to be confused with our BOB)

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kelel01 1]

Hmmmm . . . yeah, no gracias. I'll take your word for it.

[Bouda 0]

hehehe

Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge
http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com

[kelel01 1]

You know, I keep meaning to buy a BOB on the internet when I get home each night, but I keep forgetting. Anyone want to call me and remind me?

I'm too shy to go into a porn store to buy a toy. I'll buy lotions and stuff like that, but a toy is just a smidge too intimate for me to buy face-to-face.

[turtlespeed 226]

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You know, I keep meaning to buy a BOB on the internet when I get home each night, but I keep forgetting. Anyone want to call me and remind me?

I'm too shy to go into a porn store to buy a toy. I'll buy lotions and stuff like that, but a toy is just a smidge too intimate for me to buy face-to-face.

I'll go with you.

It'll be fun.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Brains 2]

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Ever wake up in the middle of the night and want to ravage someone?

Just last night as a matter fo fact, so i did.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[kelel01 1]

Think they have sex shops in Dublin?

[turtlespeed 226]

I dunno -

We'll see.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 226]

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Think they have sex shops in Dublin?

Evidently not - do you want me to pick you one out and bring it to you?

Do you want topical or insertable.

Or a combo?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Brains 2]

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Evidently not - do you want me to pick you one out and bring it to you?

Do you want topical or insertable.

Or a combo?

That's just weird

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[NWFlyer 2]

Too bad you don't have Toys in Babeland locally. Such a great store. You can buy from them online, though. Gotta love a chick-run sex shop.

I'm 99% sure the url is www.babeland.com but since I'm at work I can't actually get out to that site (our security policies are just a wee-bit heavy-handed).

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Too bad you don't have Toys in Babeland locally. Such a great store. You can buy from them online, though. Gotta love a chick-run sex shop.

I'm 99% sure the url is www.babeland.com but since I'm at work I can't actually get out to that site (our security policies are just a wee-bit heavy-handed).

Reminds me of Good Vibrations in San Francisco. They have stuff online too. I get their monthly newsletter online and love it!

http://www.goodvibrations.com/

Run by women for women mostly but they have all sorts of couples stuff too.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[goose491 0]

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I don't need to get laid . . . and yes, it's a bold-faced lie.

Hmmmmm, how was it that I had put it?

"...Because I am a male skydiver who would abosolutely love to be your date in Hawaii for such a romantic event as...."

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[goose491 0]

Oh yeah! And it's so funny that you post this now... as I threw away my empty 500ml carton of Sealtest Chocolate Milk only 5 minutes ago.

... How satisfying it was. ROFL

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!