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Say your s.o. turns "stripper "..

By cocheese, in The Bonfire

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fireflytx    0

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OK HOLD UP PLEASE REMEMBER I AM A STRIPPER and watch it before you offer a closed minded opinion. Please don't fucking start this again please refer to what I posted on the last thread about strippers in case you miss it here it is from the thread "Would you marry a stripper?":

OK How about an opinion from a "Stripper" Which I happen to be, SURPRISE!

I love how my job defines the person I am to everyone, no actually I don't I am a bit offended by a lot of this shit on the thread. Yes, the majority of Strippers are not bright, do not realize they have no future, etc. I know, I hear it in the dressing room all the time and it drives me crazy. Sometimes this is the only job they can do. But the exceptional people that happen to strip for a living are some of the brightest people you will ever meet.

Let me tell you a bit of background history. I have been a Merchandise Analyst for a huge Steel Corporation, a sales person in a provision company and a personalized investigator at Dun & Bradstreet, and the list goes on. All extremly reputable jobs. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED SO HORRIBLY IN MY LIFE AS I HAD BEEN IN THESE CORPORATIONS. And with my acting and all the little extra stuff (fire dancing, etc etc ) "Real" jobs don't let me do it, instead make me Fvcking miserable cause all my life is get up go to my crappy desk job go home and go to bed early so I have to repeat my crappy desk job every day just to scrape by. Miserable existence if you ask me. Ok so I decide to dance cause I can't get myself out of the damn hole I created with these "normal" jobs that should have paid me enough to live, but didn't so I start dancing. Why not? I figure I love burlesque! I can turn this into a great show. I learned to dance on the pole like Cirque Du Soleil, which in turn has got me in movies with Crispin Glover and Jason Lee, I performed for Jane's Addiction and even Cirque itself. No not cause I am a "stripper" cause I have talent, I am a true artist of exotic arts and I am not the only one out there. Even girls that aren’t as well at performing do their job very professionally and work for a better life.

Ok, on the comments about not having dignity, morals "how can you have those men stare and say things to you" blah blah blah You don't think that happens at real jobs, at least these men are saying shit to my face and not behind my back in an office. Yes, the same shit happens in an office but it is more dishonest. The female form is not disgusting and it is beautiful so why not show it. How many of you run around naked at the DZ for free just cause it is fun to be naked? (if you don’t, I am sorry you feel so inhibited) I hear how these men talk the work for corporations, they come and see me and let me tell you, they are the most disgusting bastards that come in the clubs, they are the dirty ones, the ones with the comments, the ones trying to take the stripper girls home. Could it be cause there life is miserable? But I have also met some great men in the club, they are honest don't mean any harm and just want some lovely company for the evening in the club, cause there are no strings attached. My favorite people that come in are the couples, they are the people loving life, and marriage and having fun and they will be together forever. And my boss is one of the greatest human beings I have ever met. If I ever need anything I go to him he is like my dad away from home.

As to the comments “no future" "party lifestyle" Well, that happens too, I bet it happens in offices. Ever hear of the term "laid off"? Well, I don't get laid off. But I know I can't dance forever, I am starting to invest in real estate, I have already bought my own home and live here by myself. I teach a class for strippers on how to do their job better and teach them how to make an honest living and to have a future and I also teach pole dancing and polaerobics. I am also making instructional videos that is going to be hugely distributed nationwide and should bring in a good chunk of change. oh yeah, ever see my website on the other things I do http://www.nocturnalcreationsonline.com You should all really check it out even though I need to update it a bit. It has my sewing, my acting resume, Fire performances and a TV show I am on. All of which stripper allowed me to have time to do.

To sum it up, stripping is where my life took me, I am a very responsible, intelligent person that has no schedule, makes great money, have a seriously fit body with a six pack, can do great performances, totally have a future, not have a job that makes me miserable and SKYDIVE A LOT! And the dancing actually helps with my freestyle.

So yeah, I think someone will want to marry me someday. I am also more domestic than most women I know. HELL I AM A DAMN GOOD COOK! And I have a pole in my living and closet full of great outfits for special private performances.

YEAH AND I LIKE TO FVCKING PARTY MY ASS OFF! DON”T YOU GUYS?????

Stripping is a job it shouldn't be how I am defined.

For all of you with negative comments about the profession, lighten up, open your closed minds! WE are skydivers! Don’t you wish Wuffos that don’t understand what you do jumping out of a plane?

PS Read my sig lines below
"Well behaved women rarely make history"

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turtlespeed    226

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DUDE -

Gheese i know you are from Canadia - but Damn -

She's not "Wierdo"

She's "Unique"

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OK - you're right - sorry.:ph34r::D:D:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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ladyskydiver    0

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I might just have to smack you around a bit for that! :P



Oh...sorry, hon, you must not have received the memo - Remi would like that. ;)




:) Loves ya, Remi! :)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Shotgun    1

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I might just have to smack you around a bit for that! :P



Now you're just encouraging him. ;)


As for the original question... I keep trying to picture Rich as a stripper, but it just doesn't seem like something he would be into... though I wouldn't have a problem with it if that was what he really wanted to do...

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GQ_jumper    4

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The more strippers I meet, the more the generalizations about are proven to be based in fact. Lot's of issues going on those pretty little heads. And it seems that longer someone stays in that business, the more messed up you become.
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My best friend is a stripper and she is also the most incredible person i've ever met in my life. Yeah i agree that there are some messed up strippers out there but i have had a lot of close friends that did and they were all great girls.

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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ACMESkydiver    0

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but promises to totally support your skydiving habit with all the extra cash.

Could you handle that ?



So, you mean what would I do? Before or after the laughing fit? :ph34r:

He's hot, but the man can't strip. :D If he did I'd kick him to the curb. ;)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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turtlespeed    226

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Or pack while being packed. :o:o:o



Like, holy play on words, Batman! :P:D



I bet I know ALOT of women that would enjoy packing parachutes alot more.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Or pack while being packed. :o:o:o



Like, holy play on words, Batman! :P:D



I bet I know ALOT of women that would enjoy packing parachutes alot more.



Hell yeah!!! :o:ph34r:



And it would cause a LOT of confusion if the rubber BAND broke.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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