happythoughts 0 #1 March 17, 2005 The 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman You can tell that Mens Health is at least trying to be a pseudo guy-magazine because: Quote8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito." Nothing says sexy more than a good burrito. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #2 March 17, 2005 QuoteNothing says sexy more than a good burrito Change that to an egg sandwich, and, well, that is pretty hot!!!! They didn't put anything too hot on there, though. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 March 17, 2005 Do these underwear make my dick look fat ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #4 March 17, 2005 QuoteAural sex Just keep your cash and prizes out of her ears. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 March 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteAural sex Just keep your cash and prizes out of her ears. Some girls like ear-sex. Every time you put it near their mouth, they turn their head. They are easy to find too. "Hey, baby!" "Huh?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 March 17, 2005 QuoteDo these underwear make my dick look fat ? Remember - the rolled up sock goes in the front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #7 March 17, 2005 #31: "You're still in bed?! BITCH, go make me breakfast!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #8 March 17, 2005 "Get dressed, i've changed my mind" always drives them crazy too. QuoteIf she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips. Ever heard of 'King Canute' ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #9 March 17, 2005 Quote The 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman You can tell that Mens Health is at least trying to be a pseudo guy-magazine because: "It's standing straight up, hop on before your luck changes" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #10 March 17, 2005 Some of those are pretty good. Of course with some people they might not have a lot of effect. I have come to learn that some people like words...I freaking love them...they are like paintbrushes for emotion...and other people really see them more as a passing, fallible descriptor. In other words, you may say what you like, but is some action does not seems to line up with it tomorrow, those words maybe be just a collection of letters.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 March 17, 2005 'I got a six-pack... get in the truck!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites