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How old will I be when I die?

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time to quit smoking I guess!~



Nah, the guy from the tobacco company told me it was perfectly safe to keep puffing away. He pinky promised. ;)



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Kewl...now I have it in writing...!B|

Anyone got a match? :ph34r:












~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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We get tired of the bitchin' and shoot ourselves!



Very much to the relief and amusement of the wife.

She's probably thinking "Puss just can't hang with the women" :P




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...and the cold air following the bullet through the brain brings both quiet and relief...to HIM anyway!
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~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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brings both quiet and relief...to HIM anyway!



To her too. Now he is the dumbass that is dead while she now gets the money, house, car, and her sanity back.

He gets a bullet and the cheapest coffin that money can buy. That way she can used the money she saved on the coffin for new shoes to wear for the funeral! :P


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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78.62 years.

I honestly dunno if i want to live that long...I'm not scared of dying, i'm scared of getting old.



I actually don't mind getting old.

I can't wait to be the kick-ass grandma on the news pulling some new crazy stunt. :D


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Well, my Dad is 73 and rode his 26th Argus Tour (70 Mile Cycle race) last weekend. He only started cycling when running marathons started hurting his knees.

Old is in your head. Keep doing what you do - and you'll be fine, I think.

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It's the year of the Pig.

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