Tonto 1 #1 March 18, 2005 http://www.moneysense.ca/calc/when_die_calc/index.jsp?group=tools&zone=die_calc&subzone=tools 78.73 years edit - That's only 11500 skydives... tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #2 March 18, 2005 85.87 appears I'm going to outlive Tonto Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 March 18, 2005 That test is wrong. The thing said I would live for 84.9 years. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #4 March 18, 2005 Men die younger than women. We do it to escape! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #5 March 18, 2005 Or we get sick of you and kill you. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #6 March 18, 2005 yeah, supposedly my bf told me married women live longer than single women, and married men live shorter lives than single men. Ironic? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 March 18, 2005 Quote http://www.moneysense.ca/calc/when_die_calc/index.jsp?group=tools&zone=die_calc&subzone=tools 78.73 years Quote 78.68 years.... time to quit smoking I guess!~ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #8 March 18, 2005 Quotetime to quit smoking I guess!~ Nah, the guy from the tobacco company told me it was perfectly safe to keep puffing away. He pinky promised. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 March 18, 2005 Quotemarried men live shorter lives Quote We get tired of the bitchin' and shoot ourselves! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #10 March 18, 2005 QuoteWe get tired of the bitchin' and shoot ourselves! Very much to the relief and amusement of the wife. She's probably thinking "Puss just can't hang with the women" Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuotetime to quit smoking I guess!~ Nah, the guy from the tobacco company told me it was perfectly safe to keep puffing away. He pinky promised. Quote Kewl...now I have it in writing...! Anyone got a match? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #12 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuotemarried men live shorter lives Quote We get tired of the bitchin' and shoot ourselves! hey now, not all women b****, ya know Geesh, some of us are actually FUN to be around. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe get tired of the bitchin' and shoot ourselves! Very much to the relief and amusement of the wife. She's probably thinking "Puss just can't hang with the women" *** ...and the cold air following the bullet through the brain brings both quiet and relief...to HIM anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 March 18, 2005 hey now, not all women b****, ya know Geesh, some of us are actually FUN to be around. Quote NOT at 84! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #15 March 18, 2005 you don't think so huh??? I dunno, I'd venture to guess windcatcher will very much still be playful at 84 Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #16 March 18, 2005 Quotebrings both quiet and relief...to HIM anyway! To her too. Now he is the dumbass that is dead while she now gets the money, house, car, and her sanity back. He gets a bullet and the cheapest coffin that money can buy. That way she can used the money she saved on the coffin for new shoes to wear for the funeral! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #17 March 18, 2005 What about... #11. Do you skydive? If yes, skip to #12 #12. Do you BASE jump? If yes, skip to #13 #13. If yes to #'s 11 or 12, subract 50 years. #14. Do you ride a motorcycle? If yes, double the fifty years from #'s 11 & 12 and subract another 50 years......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #18 March 18, 2005 78.62 years. I honestly dunno if i want to live that long...I'm not scared of dying, i'm scared of getting old. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 March 18, 2005 Quote 78.62 years. I honestly dunno if i want to live that long...I'm not scared of dying, i'm scared of getting old. I actually don't mind getting old. I can't wait to be the kick-ass grandma on the news pulling some new crazy stunt. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 March 18, 2005 Quoteshe can use the money she saved on the coffin for new shoes to wear for the funeral! *** And be "bitchin' 'bout the bunions" all the way to the bone orchard! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #21 March 18, 2005 Well, my Dad is 73 and rode his 26th Argus Tour (70 Mile Cycle race) last weekend. He only started cycling when running marathons started hurting his knees. Old is in your head. Keep doing what you do - and you'll be fine, I think. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pawl 0 #22 March 18, 2005 77.67 years Damn, I've passed the half way mark already ! "Africa is not for sissies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #23 March 18, 2005 79.64 years. Hell, I better start planing for my retirement soon.SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #24 March 18, 2005 85.85 years Eh, I plan on living longer than that. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #25 March 18, 2005 Thanks. I do have a serious Peter Pan complex, hopefully i'll never get rid of that. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
