Bouda 0 #1 March 18, 2005 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand. Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie13 324 #2 March 18, 2005 along the same lines, four guys showed up late for a final exam. the teacher says to go in the hall. after lecturing them on missing the final, he asks them why they are late. we had a flat tire, one of them says, they all nod their heads in agreement. he thinks for a moment, and agrees to let them take a make-up test. the only hitch is they have to take it now. he explains that there is only one question on the test, and leads them into the classroom to their seats. he comes back after a few minutes and hands each one of them a sheet of paper. the question read, which tire was it?_________________________________________ Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 March 18, 2005 what separates two alcoholics from 3 attractive women and a homosexual man? | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / a cockpit door! (before i get flamed, in my defense, this was sent to me by my uncle, a former airline pilot)"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #4 March 18, 2005 ------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
