Laird's 12 step program to forget your ex

[laird 0]

This actually works I've seen it with my own two eyes! It wasn't pretty, but it was effective.

#1- Never say her name, not even to yourself. No talking about her to anyone period! Stay active, get out and keep busy. The last thing you need is time alone to think.

#2- In the event that rule number #1 is broken, you must always refer to her as SATAN. I realize this doesn’t have the same negative effect for some people, so be creative.

#3- You must get rid of everything she ever gave you, plus all the pictures of her, the love letters everything that might remind you of her must go.

#4- You can't frequent the places you used to go together for at least six 6 months after the break up.

#5- Absolutely no contact with her, forget her number, remove it from your cell, and never ever call (even if you’re drunk at 4am).

#6- Stop being friends with her family members, and if you ever run into them never ever ask them about her.

#7- Never date any of her friends or anyone that reminds you of her.

#8- If possible limit exposure to "your" song/movie/anything else crap

#9- No drinking/Smoking away the pain.

#10- No serious dating for at least 6 months (this varies depending one how long you where together, approx. 1/3 the total time you where exclusive)

#11- Move out of town/county/state/country whatever is necessary.

#12- If you've tried all eleven of the above guidelines with little or no progress then you have no choice but to sleep with her best friend (or sister) get drunk call her at 4am from outside her bedroom window while wackin-off! This being done you've surely come to the realization that there’s no way she'll take you back now. Which should offer some peace of mind?

"HIGAF" Honestly I Give A F*^%

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

sounds like a good plan except for the places you cant frequent im not staying away from my dz

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva