Air Travel Joke

[Douva 0]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
that she was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, Business trip or
pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!


Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at the convention?"

"Lecture," she responded. " I am the lead lecturer where I use information
that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

He said, "And what kinds of myths are there?"


"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in
fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also
discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina
is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even
know your name."

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[loumeinhart 0]

I'm crying !! I can't stop laughing -printing a copy for my buddies




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[maxmadmax 8]

Damn good joke.....actually it's a great joke!!!

With your permission, I have claimed it as my own!

Don't go away mad....just go away!

[masterrig 1]

Damm funny, Douva! That's the best I've ever heard you tell!


Chuck