Girlfalldown 0 #1 March 18, 2005 I just pulled my suitcase out of the closet to pack for Dublin and I found: a dollar bill a Cookies n Cream Cliff bar a Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) a blue stretchy bracelet with plastic hearts and beads on it an Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine How cool is that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #2 March 18, 2005 Quotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) well thats a hell of alot better than used Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #3 March 18, 2005 you get a 10 on the randomness-meter though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) well thats a hell of alot better than used That depends on how you look at it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) well thats a hell of alot better than used "One unused prophylactic... one soiled." Sorry, couldn't resist a movie quoting moment."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 March 18, 2005 Quotean Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine That's freakin great!!! I want one!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #7 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) well thats a hell of alot better than used That depends on how you look at it. Well....if you look at it as you had a full box of 6 when you last used that suitcase having only 1 left is ok. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #8 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) well thats a hell of alot better than used That depends on how you look at it. Is the condom half full or half empty?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuotean Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine That's freakin great!!! I want one!! You have to go to that particular Outback right next to the bridge and talk one of the staff into giving theirs up. I have two. The first one was because I told the girl it was my first time jumping it (which was true). The second one I stole off a pregnant waitress. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 March 18, 2005 QuoteThe second one I stole off a pregnant waitress. That is pretty evil, you know. Stealing from a pregnant woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #11 March 18, 2005 hmm, how to get rid of the condom.... -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 March 18, 2005 I'm just going to take it to the tropical island I get stranded on so I have something to fill with freshwater. God I hope it's not lubed with spermicide! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #13 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) well thats a hell of alot better than used "One unused prophylactic... one soiled." Sorry, couldn't resist a movie quoting moment. Blues Brothers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #14 March 18, 2005 QuoteI'm just going to take it to the tropical island I get stranded on so I have something to fill with freshwater. God I hope it's not lubed with spermicide! Now that I spewed wine on my keyboard... Can you post of pic in your Mary Ann outfit? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 March 18, 2005 QuoteBlues Brothers? Ding ding ding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CanuckInUSA 0 #16 March 18, 2005 Quotean Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine Such a thing exists? Dang I need to hit The Outback the next time I'm in Twin. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #17 March 18, 2005 Quotea dollar bill a Cookies n Cream Cliff bar a Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) a blue stretchy bracelet with plastic hearts and beads on it an Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine Let's see... money... food... sex... OH A SHINEY THING! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #18 March 18, 2005 Quote Let's see... money... food... sex... OH A SHINEY THING! Yeah! I don't even need to pack anything now. Just grabbing my gearbag! lol -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #19 March 18, 2005 Hell, you're good to go! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #20 March 18, 2005 Quotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) Gotta be careful with those. When my ex was helping me pack a bag to take to the hospital a couple years ago, she found an unopened condom in the pocket and flipped the fuck out. She figured I must have picked it up for the last boogie I'd attended, even though the expiration date was before her & I ever started dating. I just never cleaned out that pocket when I used that bag. Of course in her eyes, that was no excuse. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 March 18, 2005 WTF? I don't have cookies n cream cliff bars here. Must be a CA thing. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #22 March 18, 2005 Luckily I'm not dating. If I was then I'd have used it by now. That is kind of funny though. I'm going to start planting condoms in my guy friends luggage to see if they get in trouble. Is that bad? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #23 March 18, 2005 QuoteLuckily I'm not dating. If I was then I'd have used it by now. That is kind of funny though. I'm going to start planting condoms in my guy friends luggage to see if they get in trouble. Is that bad? Peice of paper with perfume sprayed on it works really well to. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #24 March 18, 2005 Ooooo. You guys are just evil. It's so funny. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #25 March 18, 2005 QuoteWTF? I don't have cookies n cream cliff bars here. Must be a CA thing. yeah we don't either! we also don't have nutella orrr 2 buck chuck. i always have funny carry ons on the way home i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CanuckInUSA 0 #16 March 18, 2005 Quotean Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine Such a thing exists? Dang I need to hit The Outback the next time I'm in Twin. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #17 March 18, 2005 Quotea dollar bill a Cookies n Cream Cliff bar a Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) a blue stretchy bracelet with plastic hearts and beads on it an Outback Steakhouse pin from Twin Falls with a kangaroo BASE jumping off the Perrine Let's see... money... food... sex... OH A SHINEY THING! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 March 18, 2005 Quote Let's see... money... food... sex... OH A SHINEY THING! Yeah! I don't even need to pack anything now. Just grabbing my gearbag! lol -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 March 18, 2005 Hell, you're good to go! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 March 18, 2005 Quotea Lifestyles ultrasensitive condom (unopened) Gotta be careful with those. When my ex was helping me pack a bag to take to the hospital a couple years ago, she found an unopened condom in the pocket and flipped the fuck out. She figured I must have picked it up for the last boogie I'd attended, even though the expiration date was before her & I ever started dating. I just never cleaned out that pocket when I used that bag. Of course in her eyes, that was no excuse. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 March 18, 2005 WTF? I don't have cookies n cream cliff bars here. Must be a CA thing. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 March 18, 2005 Luckily I'm not dating. If I was then I'd have used it by now. That is kind of funny though. I'm going to start planting condoms in my guy friends luggage to see if they get in trouble. Is that bad? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #23 March 18, 2005 QuoteLuckily I'm not dating. If I was then I'd have used it by now. That is kind of funny though. I'm going to start planting condoms in my guy friends luggage to see if they get in trouble. Is that bad? Peice of paper with perfume sprayed on it works really well to. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #24 March 18, 2005 Ooooo. You guys are just evil. It's so funny. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #25 March 18, 2005 QuoteWTF? I don't have cookies n cream cliff bars here. Must be a CA thing. yeah we don't either! we also don't have nutella orrr 2 buck chuck. i always have funny carry ons on the way home i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
