happythoughts 0 #1 March 18, 2005 news QuoteHONG KONG (AFP) - If your horoscope is looking a bit worrying for the coming Lunar New Year, a Hong Kong company has just the thing to put it right: feng shui underpants. The lucky smalls have been designed by Yeung Tin Ming, a master of the ancient Chinese craft of spirit manipulation, or feng shui, and will ward off evil spirits and bring harmony, claims Life Enhance, a company that seeks to bring the wisdom of ancient China to the mass market. "Our feng shui master says that having something lucky in contact with your skin would bring spiritual balance, so we thought lucky underpants would be ideal -- they are as intimate as you get," said Amy Law, a spokeswoman for the company. Feng shui advocates believe good fortune can be generated by arranging everyday objects in a way that guides invisible energies and "spirits" that emanate from all things. It is a key part of the ritualism surrounding the Lunar New Year, as each 12-month cycle ushers a different set of spiritual forces and believers will spend time re-arranging furniture and schedules to optimise spirit flows. On Wednesday millions of Chinese around the world will welcome the new year of the rooster, the next in a recurring 12-year horological cycle each of which is represented by a different animal of the zodiac. Ancient belief has it that each year reflects the character of its associated beast and as roosters are considered unpredictable the coming 12 months are expected to volatile. The underpants, which come in red, grey and white and in boxers for men and briefs for women, depict a dragon on the front in accordance with Chinese belief that the mythical creatures balance out the erratic nature of roosters. "If you have a dragon on your underpants you will be protected," said Law. So the dragon underwear offers protection? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 March 18, 2005 Quote"If you have a dragon on your underpants you will be protected," said Law. Well now, I guess I'll just have Slappie go through his panty collection and find my dragon ones. I knew I felt unprotected since giving them up! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 March 18, 2005 QuoteQuote"If you have a dragon on your underpants you will be protected," said Law. Well now, I guess I'll just have Slappie go through his panty collection and find my dragon ones. I knew I felt unprotected since giving them up! I have Power Ranger underwear. The dragon is in the pants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 March 19, 2005 Personally, I can't wait for the upcoming Wonder Woman movie to spin out WW bras and panties - blue background with white stars on bottom, red background with gold eagle on top. Now that's feng shui. (I'm really fascinated by Feng Shui) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #5 March 19, 2005 QuoteI have Power Ranger underwear. The dragon is in the pants. I think you just made me blush! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 March 21, 2005 QuotePersonally, I can't wait for the upcoming Wonder Woman movie to spin out WW bras and panties - blue background with white stars on bottom, red background with gold eagle on top. Maybe the new WW will be wearing a thong instead of those striped granny panties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #7 March 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote"If you have a dragon on your underpants you will be protected," said Law. Well now, I guess I'll just have Slappie go through his panty collection and find my dragon ones. I knew I felt unprotected since giving them up! I have Power Ranger underwear. The dragon is in the pants. I am a "wood rooster" (b. 1945), and the woody rooster is in mine!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 March 22, 2005 Bob Stumm and I were floating on the trail last weekend, your name came up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #9 March 22, 2005 QuoteBob Stumm and I were floating on the trail last weekend, your name came up. I won the lottery?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #10 March 22, 2005 If nice chicks won't will these pants ward off bad chicks who will? A hot chick sits down at a bar and looks at the guy sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you're kind of ugly, got any money?" In that case, get the Feng Shui 3 legged toad. It brings monetary fortune... You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
