jumpergirl 0 #1 March 19, 2005 Last night we were feeling kind of frisky so we bought a pay-per-view "adult" movie. We got the block that would let us change between 5 channels for X amount of time. We decided to record it because we knew we wouldn't watch it all. Well, this morning I checked it to see what we had recorded and it turns out that we got 5 hours of instructions on how to buy and watch the block we had gotten. $12.95 for instructions!! Let this be a lesson... make sure you change the channel BEFORE you hit the record button. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #2 March 19, 2005 Sounds like you got frisky pretty fast lol. Didn't see any of it huh? Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #3 March 19, 2005 We saw some, but the sounds we pretty hot too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #4 March 19, 2005 bwahaha! from the bed or from the tv? Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #5 March 19, 2005 lol! Well at least now you can watch the directions before you order your next block so you can get it right the next time! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 March 19, 2005 Too funny. I hope the instructions were good. A similiar thing happened to me and an ex. We decided to rent an adult flick off the pay per view. Not really paying attention to what we were ordering (we were a bit busy) we ended up ordering a bad 70's type of porn. It was so awful that I had to turn it off or lose the mood! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #7 March 19, 2005 Well, umm... the tv of course!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #8 March 19, 2005 Then you are to quiet! Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #9 March 19, 2005 LMAO!! That's pretty comparable!! The worst part about this was that there were some pretty hot scenes happening and I, I mean we - yeah, WE - wanted to watch more later. Oh well, like Skysprite said, maybe the directions will tell us how to do it right next time!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #10 March 19, 2005 QuoteWell, umm... the tv of course!! Suurreee! I'll believe that when pigs fly! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #11 March 19, 2005 Go back and be sure to notice the at the end. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #12 March 19, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! We need a flying pig emoticon here... that would be funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 March 19, 2005 QuoteOh well, like Skysprite said, maybe the directions will tell us how to do it right next time!! Well, it sounds like you were doing it right without the directions, screw the porn...you got some quality booty! Especially if you didn't get to see all of what you ordered. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #14 March 19, 2005 I have to admit... it was worth the loss of $12.95! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #15 March 19, 2005 That is what I usually say about dinner after a good night. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #16 March 19, 2005 QuoteI have to admit... it was worth the loss of $12.95! Good girl. I say you should try it again soon...ya know, just to see if you can get it right this time! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #17 March 19, 2005 I would suggest tonight! Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #18 March 19, 2005 QuoteI would suggest tonight! Huh? You and me? Or were you referring to jumpergirl? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #19 March 19, 2005 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #20 March 19, 2005 We have definitely discussed that option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #21 March 19, 2005 I am sooo in on that. You have to fly/drive here though as I am just a poor skydiver. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #22 March 19, 2005 Oh boy... I eagerly await the answer to that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #23 March 19, 2005 We are all just poor skydivers. Why else do you think we sit around on the computer all the time instead of doing other things?? Why else is it a treat to order Pay-per-view porn? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #24 March 19, 2005 QuoteI am sooo in on that. You have to fly/drive here though as I am just a poor skydiver. Why can't I ever find the emoticon that goes running in the other direction?! Damn thing must be hiding from me. So, let me get this straight. You want me to drive/fly to see you so you can watch porn with me? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!!! Holy shit, that's the best joke I've heard in years! Please tell me you were kidding. You were kidding right? Right?! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #25 March 19, 2005 At least he was talking to you and not me! That was a pretty funny joke!! HAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
