OrangeJumper 0 #51 March 21, 2005 Quotethe last episode of sex in the city when here comes.. Pee Wee Herman with a porn flick in one hand and a bottle of Jergens in the other and he cries out...... The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #52 March 21, 2005 Turn the lights off I wasn't finished, and bring me some.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #53 March 21, 2005 Quote"Turn the lights off I wasn't finished, and bring me some.......... marshmallows, ketchup and those two little frogs before I........" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #54 March 21, 2005 QuoteQuote"Turn the lights off I wasn't finished, and bring me some.......... marshmallows, ketchup and those two little frogs before I........" ...take my porn and my bottle of jergens home! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #55 March 21, 2005 So Richard Gere, peewee and the two frogs put on the porn movie and busted out the twister. They poured ketchup all over themselved and proceeded to play catch with the marshmallows and frogs when they heard a knock on the door...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #56 March 21, 2005 OPEN UP!!!! IT'S THE POLICE AND WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #57 March 21, 2005 It seems froggy has broken his probation and...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #58 March 21, 2005 wasn't allowed within 100 feet of a naked twister game. While froggy was being cuffed, Peewee distracted the cops while Richard........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #59 March 21, 2005 Quotewasn't allowed within 100 feet of a naked twister game. While froggy was being cuffed, Peewee distracted the cops while Richard........... Tip toed towards the back door with Pee Wee's porno and bottle of Jergens. Pee Wee sees Richard trying to sneak out and screams...... The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #60 March 21, 2005 "STOP!! The gerbal is trying to get out!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #61 March 21, 2005 stuff him back in my ASS...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbarry 0 #62 March 22, 2005 ...so that we can get back to playing twister on the slip and slide. At this sight of this, the farmer holler'd out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #63 March 22, 2005 Ha HA HA Frenchy...YOU'VE been PUNKED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #64 March 22, 2005 the story is in need of a recap im to lazy to do it so someone step up Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #65 March 22, 2005 Recap #2 In the begining there were two frogs hoppy and lumpy. they were both large and fugly creatures with really big shoes, that were stuck in the back of a fifth wheel trailer driven by Bad Spot Tim on his way to get some jumpers who landed on the other side of the freeway. As he pulled out of the parking lot, Bad Spot Tim saw the strangest sheep, so he called over some locals and started to take pictures of the strange little buggers who had butt lock, only to find the locals particularly enjoyed the smell of old ear wax. Then a grumpy farmer walks up holding a (or) and out of nowhere a big ball of chemical waste fell out of the sky, leaving skid marks on the side of the farmers ass. And then the donkey who surprisingly resembled Gollum, farted loudly just before he magically started reciting the alphabet backwards. But to the farmers surprise missed the letter B. "You can't go from C to A!" yelled the farmer as he scratched his scruffy chin and the donkey said that's not my scruffy chin, but it feels yummie, like the sheep. So he took off the oven mitt full of vasilene and wiped the sweat from his thick uni-brow reached for a cold beer and instead pulled out a roll of duct tape, a gerbil, a sun lamp and a tweezers. But before he got started, he called Richard Gere over and set up the tripod and the slip & slide in front of the full length mirror (richard) WHO WANTS TO PLAY!!!! They quickly lubed the slip-n-slide using the oven mit and vaseline and then ordered the Dominos..5~5~5 deal all sausage..no cheese, and used the sausage and tomato sauce to cover their nipples before clamping on the jumper cables to the gerbal and inserting it slowly into a nearby midgets mouth, Who happens to love a good gerbal with hot sauce and starts chewing and swallowing. As soon as he gets it down richard breaks into tears and starts looking for the number for PETA in the phone book. Unfortunately he can only find... PEPA, from Salt-N-Pepa, because it's a NYC phone book. "Well" said Richard Gere "if I can't save the gerbil, I can try to save Lumpy and Hoppy." He turned around to find the two frogs and Pee Wee Herman with a porn flick in one hand and a bottle of Jergens in the other and he cries out. Turn the lights off I wasn't finished, and bring me some marshmallows, ketchup and those two little frogs before I take my porn and my bottle of jergens home! So Richard Gere, peewee and the two frogs put on the porn movie and busted out the twister. They poured ketchup all over themselved and proceeded to play catch with the marshmallows and frogs when they heard a knock on the door OPEN UP!!!! IT'S THE POLICE AND WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!! It seems froggy has broken his probation and wasn't allowed within 100 feet of a naked twister game. While froggy was being cuffed, Peewee distracted the cops while Richard Tip toed towards the back door with Pee Wee's porno and bottle of Jergens. Pee Wee sees Richard trying to sneak out and screams "STOP!! The gerbal is trying to get out!!" stuff him back in my ASS so that we can get back to playing twister on the slip and slide. At this sight of this, the farmer holler'd out.Ha HA HA Frenchy...YOU'VE been PUNKED! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #66 March 22, 2005 great job D i hope to see this story alive when i get back ill be off the net for about 10 days Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #67 March 22, 2005 Now that's FUNNY right there...I don't care who ya are! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #68 March 22, 2005 QuoteRecap #2 In the begining there were two frogs hoppy and lumpy. they were both large and fugly creatures with really big shoes, that were stuck in the back of a fifth wheel trailer driven by Bad Spot Tim on his way to get some jumpers who landed on the other side of the freeway. As he pulled out of the parking lot, Bad Spot Tim saw the strangest sheep, so he called over some locals and started to take pictures of the strange little buggers who had butt lock, only to find the locals particularly enjoyed the smell of old ear wax. Then a grumpy farmer walks up holding a (or) and out of nowhere a big ball of chemical waste fell out of the sky, leaving skid marks on the side of the farmers ass. And then the donkey who surprisingly resembled Gollum, farted loudly just before he magically started reciting the alphabet backwards. But to the farmers surprise missed the letter B. "You can't go from C to A!" yelled the farmer as he scratched his scruffy chin and the donkey said that's not my scruffy chin, but it feels yummie, like the sheep. So he took off the oven mitt full of vasilene and wiped the sweat from his thick uni-brow reached for a cold beer and instead pulled out a roll of duct tape, a gerbil, a sun lamp and a tweezers. But before he got started, he called Richard Gere over and set up the tripod and the slip & slide in front of the full length mirror (richard) WHO WANTS TO PLAY!!!! They quickly lubed the slip-n-slide using the oven mit and vaseline and then ordered the Dominos..5~5~5 deal all sausage..no cheese, and used the sausage and tomato sauce to cover their nipples before clamping on the jumper cables to the gerbal and inserting it slowly into a nearby midgets mouth, Who happens to love a good gerbal with hot sauce and starts chewing and swallowing. As soon as he gets it down richard breaks into tears and starts looking for the number for PETA in the phone book. Unfortunately he can only find... PEPA, from Salt-N-Pepa, because it's a NYC phone book. "Well" said Richard Gere "if I can't save the gerbil, I can try to save Lumpy and Hoppy." He turned around to find the two frogs and Pee Wee Herman with a porn flick in one hand and a bottle of Jergens in the other and he cries out. Turn the lights off I wasn't finished, and bring me some marshmallows, ketchup and those two little frogs before I take my porn and my bottle of jergens home! So Richard Gere, peewee and the two frogs put on the porn movie and busted out the twister. They poured ketchup all over themselved and proceeded to play catch with the marshmallows and frogs when they heard a knock on the door OPEN UP!!!! IT'S THE POLICE AND WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!! It seems froggy has broken his probation and wasn't allowed within 100 feet of a naked twister game. While froggy was being cuffed, Peewee distracted the cops while Richard Tip toed towards the back door with Pee Wee's porno and bottle of Jergens. Pee Wee sees Richard trying to sneak out and screams "STOP!! The gerbal is trying to get out!!" stuff him back in my ASS so that we can get back to playing twister on the slip and slide. At this sight of this, the farmer holler'd out.Ha HA HA Frenchy...YOU'VE been PUNKED! Froggy waives a $100 bill in front of the midget policeman and asks him if he could be released. The midget policeman gets extremely aggitated, pulls out his night stick and....... The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #69 March 22, 2005 getts it stuck in pee wee's.............. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adobelover 0 #70 March 22, 2005 self-propelled lawn mower_________________________________________ Old age ain't no place for sissies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #71 March 22, 2005 that he traded his bicycle for after his last arrest in the porno theater.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #72 March 22, 2005 A reporter for Sun Times hears a rumor about the Hilton sisters plans for...... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #73 March 22, 2005 Opening a brothel in an old Motel 6 that was located near a popular drop zone.... Unsure how the business would work they vowed to 'run it by hand' until... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #74 March 22, 2005 they can work the contract out with the Hollywood Mademe. Charlie Sheen hear about it and he ..... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adobelover 0 #75 March 22, 2005 wanted to become an investor_________________________________________ Old age ain't no place for sissies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
