mnealtx 0 #51 March 15, 2005 QuoteQuote You need to get some of those sunglasses that blind people wear. Then you can claim she's your seeing eye dog and they'd be discriminating against you by making you pay for an extra slot to jump with her. He needs one of those pointer sticks too, to feel for the peas. HOW funny would that be? I always thought they just waited for the leash to go slack? *what's that growling noise I hear?* Just kidding, Mike!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #52 March 15, 2005 I learned that a Birdman GTi can really spin VERY VERY fast. Fortunately I learned this while watching someone else with over 50 Birdman dives exit! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #53 March 15, 2005 I learned that newbies still want to fly a wing suit at 100 jumps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #54 March 15, 2005 When you fall off a rail on a skateboard, land with your feet flat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #55 March 15, 2005 That Royal Mail can't deliver anything without losing or breaking it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #56 March 15, 2005 Quote That no matter how many jumps you have or how confident you are, you can still make mistakes. I also learned that I am a very lucky man and not just in skydiving! Lucky to have friends that drive to Jacksonville to pick you up when they should be cleaning *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #57 March 15, 2005 1.That I need to take more beer with me when I snowboard. 2.When you run out of beer and all that is left in the ice chest is some fruity drink you will drink it. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #58 March 15, 2005 I learned a very valuable lesson this past weekend. Stay away from drinks that are named "Redneck Slut"Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #59 March 15, 2005 I learned that a 120sf Canopy in a 27 mph wind flies remarkably similar to a 150 in a 20mph wind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #60 March 22, 2005 I learned ...several rules at the poker table ...that you can't take a grip if you don't close your hand ...CASAs are fucking awsome ...that turtle can keep his word *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #61 March 22, 2005 QuoteCASAs are fucking awsome I second that. I like running out of airplanes. ...that turtle can keep his word He made me a cool video."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #62 March 22, 2005 I learned that trains do not go by the farm between midnight and 3:30am. The rooster begins his crowing at 4am. Tired children in tents sleep through all of it.... Peace~ linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #63 March 22, 2005 I learnt that on the face is a NO NO, but on the ass is OKscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #64 March 22, 2005 I'm so glad someone learned from that lesson.... only hope Frenchy absorbed it as well!!! .... most importantly though you must rub it out afterwards! I learned that liquid courage can add to sexual frustration! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #65 March 22, 2005 I learned that lesbian dance clubs are a HELL of alot more fun than straight ones... Edited to add: Given the right company, of course..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
