beezyshaw 0 #1 March 23, 2005 An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Fred At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Fred Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #2 March 23, 2005 took me a while to get it Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 March 23, 2005 Sweet Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 March 23, 2005 whoops IVAN is going to get ya........ http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1527022#1527022 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 March 23, 2005 I've heard it before yet, still funny! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #6 March 23, 2005 Quotewhoops IVAN is going to get ya........ Damn, I hate being a copy-cat. OK, how 'bout this one... FINALLY SOMEONE CLEARED THIS UP! For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington DC. When one of these women gets married, she brings with her a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, or a motel in the United States.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #7 March 23, 2005 lmao thats just wrong but im still laughing Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 March 23, 2005 Goodness gracious me....that's (also) funny. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
