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I never mean to get drunk on "school nights", but sometimes I find myself in an odd situation that warrants seeing out, or I'm have a good time and it just happens. Those are what I call "accidental drunks."

So tonight's a "school night", and at 4 PM, I'm thinking of leaving work, going to the liquor store, and then going home and getting hammered. Since I didn't mean to do it when I woke up this morning, can I still call it "accidental"? :|:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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So tonight's a "school night", and at 4 PM, I'm thinking of leaving work, going to the liquor store, and then going home and getting hammered. Since I didn't mean to do it when I woke up this morning, can I still call it "accidental"? :|:D



Just for the record, I have no intention of getting drunk with you in April. Just stating that for the record, so if I do, it's completely accidental and I can absolve myself of all responsibility for my actions, right?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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You need a reason to get drunk. Got one?



I have every other Friday off, so tomorrow is "Thriday" in my book?

Blues,
Dave




No, something more creative. Is this an obscure anniversary of any kind? Like, the day you bought a blender, the day you bought a car, the anniversary of a cool jump - where were you 1 year ago?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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You can justify it anyways you want, but there is NO way to accidently get drunk:D:D:D:D:D
The booze doesn't accidently fall down your throat:D:D:P
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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i'm on my way to getting accidently drunk right now. woo hoo........ not a schoool night, but a massage first thing tomorrow, then off to work.........

right now i'm drinking sam adams white ale.. seasonal brew.
wasn't planning on drinking anything, but saw this and thought, "eh wtf"
just got done packing my rig and my dad was very nervous watching me take a sip every few minutes. hahaha

ok bye

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not a schoool night, but a massage first thing tomorrow, then off to work.........



Technically not a school night for me either, I'm done with that at least for now, but I do have to work tomorrow and calling these "school nights" is one of my ways of resisting the whole growing up process.

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wasn't planning on drinking anything, but saw this and thought, "eh wtf"



I'm glad I could have a positive impact. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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