Ninjas.....................

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Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

So true, just ask Marc

"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave

[Kid_Icarus 0]

I am watching Ninjai right now, not bad so far......

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That's what I said too, I'm not fond of Tom Cruise, but the move is absolutely amazing.

You know he's a jumper yeah?

Really, what dz?

[goose491 0]

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I know he likes to skydive but does that mean Tandem or what? And besides, just because someone jumps, don't mean I have to like em!

I know I know... lol.

But no, he's off AFF as far as I know. Not sure what DZ but I remember reading an interview/article about how he basically has to sneak away from his agents and whatnot... they give him a hard time when he want's to go make a skydive.

I'd bet he's no skygod... but it seems like he knows what time it is. I wish I could find it, it was a pretty cool article.

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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I just read that he learned at DeLand

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I'm an off duty ninja.

hmmmm.....wonder where that happens

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you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me....
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Yeah, I got real addicted a few years ago, waited for every episode. Then the amateur team that made it got busy and they left it for 2 years. Then I just found episode 12 the other day. Maybe they will finish it now.

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I just read that he learned at DeLand

Oh yeah..........there are some pics and a thank you note hanging in the gear shop.

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Ninja's are hot.

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Ninja's go down!

Well I've "gone down", but I'm not a ninja......


Errrr, maybe I can be a tunnel ninja?

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[windcatcher 0]

I'm a sky ninja

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

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Some more Facts:

* Ninja don't sweat.


* Bullets can't kill a ninja.


* Ninja invented skateboarding


* Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.


* Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.


* Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.


* Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.


* Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.


* Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.


* Ninja invented the internet.


* Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.


* Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.


* Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.


* Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.


* Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.


* Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.


* Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

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Damn! I am a ninja and didn't even know it!

Greenie in training.

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Well this wasn't covered. In my part of the world, if you have been maked with having the NINJA, your done. slow death cursed to wither away to a bag of bones. so sad

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(Speaking with heavy Japanese accent)
Hiyata:
In my land, Samurai Master Swordsman. Samurai live by Bushido, The Warrior's Code. Samurai protect the Emperor. But, in the darkness, lie the Ninja--the Stealthy Assasin. Ninja kill a thousand different ways while Samurai kill with just sword or short sword. At nightclub, Samurai dance to show his manliness. Samurai awkward to rhythym of music. Ninja dances to beat, does hip thrusts for the ladies. Samurai "make love;" Ninja "phuck."
Samurai sit down in restaurant. Ninja use drive thru.
Samurai kill fly with sword. Ninja just kill fly. Samurai read instruction. Ninja just get 'r done. Samurai tie shoe. Ninja use slip on.
Samurai wear boxers. Ninja goes commando.
Samurai faithful to one abstinent wife. Ninja, orgy lover who doesn't know who to thank.
At the beach, Ninja is Tan Man while Samurai is Lotion Boy. Ninja say, "I am Tan Man and this is my partner, Lotion Boy." "Lotion Boy," Ninja says to Samurai, "Maybe, one day, you too can be Tan Man."

You're always the starter in your own life!

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Samurice and Ninjai are two of the best animations I have watched.

http://www.ninjai.com/index.php

http://www.pocketmovies.net/detail_93.html

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That list is A W E S O M E !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Samurice and Ninjai are two of the best animations I have watched.

http://www.ninjai.com/index.php

http://www.pocketmovies.net/detail_93.html

Jeeeeeeeez popup hell!! I'm glad I have a filter to stop them. I heard at least 15 clicks of a popup being blocked.

Kinda amusing videos though.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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We joke about this, but there is a sad side too.

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We joke about this, but there is a sad side too.

If the Ninja's killed his family, he must have done something wrong. I have no pity.

But I would give him a quarter for ingenuity.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I pity the fooooo

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We joke about this, but there is a sad side too.

If the Ninja's killed his family, he must have done something wrong. I have no pity.

But I would give him a quarter for ingenuity.

Really fucked up thing about that picture is I saw a "bum" here in Houston holding up a sign that read the exact same thing. I didn't give him any money. Was actually really pissed off because the fuktard had to have internet to even see this picture to get the idea. If he's got internet, he's probably got a house etc...

I've seen some studies on the sidewalk beggers. Some of them make more money a day then I do actually working. Here in Houston they're not on the sidewalks. They hang out in the medians near large intersections with cardboard signs.

I'm a NINJA!! I'm a NINJA!! I'm a NINJA!!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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If the Ninja's killed his family, he must have done something wrong. I have no pity.

If the Ninja's killed his family, it only means the price was right. Ninjas are vicious mercenaries... killers for hire.

They'll kill you for a glass of Motts Clamato Juice

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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They hang out in the medians near large intersections with cardboard signs.

Same here in Arlington. But in Dallas the outlawed 'panhadling' you will get busted on any major intersection.

And you are right there was a study on some guy that lived in plano and made close to 6 figures doing it.

And how did you get her panties?

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And how did you get her panties?

That is a Lemur Panty Ninja secret. If I told you I would have to flip out and kill you.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."