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Kid_Icarus

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Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.




Yes, however theses Ninja's attached....

1. Check, I can see their boobies
2. Maybe they battle with different weapons
3. Maybe their purpose is to get close and kill you with their hoo hoo's

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numchuck skills....... bowstaff skills.....



At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

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Samurai will kick Ninja's asses



No way, a ninja could totally kick a samurai's ass. A stealth assasin, master of weapons and hand to hand combat versus a plain, albeit baddass, warrior? Pu-shaw! :ph34r:



Haven't you ever seen The Last Samurai? Ninja's go down!

*swings samurai sword*

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numchuck skills....... bowstaff skills.....



At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?



The Wisdom of a man



"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

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Samurai will kick Ninja's asses



No way, a ninja could totally kick a samurai's ass. A stealth assasin, master of weapons and hand to hand combat versus a plain, albeit baddass, warrior? Pu-shaw! :ph34r:



Haven't you ever seen The Last Samurai? Ninja's go down!

*swings samurai sword*



A SAMURAI movie which stars Tom Cruise? I think I will pass. ;)
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Ahhh...but can you do this? The mark of a true ninja:

http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.shtml

And have you seen Ninjai: the little ninja?
If not here goes 2 hours of your life. WARNING, ultra violent cartoon ninja skills
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/content/ninjai/
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That's what I said too, I'm not fond of Tom Cruise, but the move is absolutely amazing.



You know he's a jumper yeah?



I know he likes to skydive but does that mean Tandem or what? And besides, just because someone jumps, don't mean I have to like em! ;)
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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