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i dont usually do this but am in a bad situation and need help...

first of all, to those i havent talked to in a while... HI!.

the bad news....

I moved to thailand 3 months ago, have had a hard time finding work. then 2 weeks ago i stepped off the sidewalk to make way for an old lady, tripped and crushed several bones in my foot keeping me crawling around my apartment and even more hampered in my efforts to find work.

big favor... i am broke, less than zero and need to generate some cash flow. I set up some google ads on my website so if you can hit my page a few (or a hundred lol) times a day and click through the ad links it will generate a tiny bit of income, i think. i just set it up so i dont know but i need to do something, the landlord is ready to toss my broken footed butt out on the street. for those with lots of friends in you email lists, maybe you can forward this?

oops.. my website: http://www.salientsolutions.info

also anyone who is able and willing, you can send any amount of money to my http://www.paypal.com account. just use my email address sky_sanders@hotmail.com and it will get to me. any amount will help.

when i get solvent i will return the favor.

OK, there it is. sorry to ask this way but am in fairly dire straights over here in the land of smiles.

Sky
namaste, motherfucker.

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HOLY SHITE!!! thanks mike.

let me know if i can help you with that Outlook addin stuff. be my pleasure. btw, what country are you in?

THE AD CLICKS ARE WORKING! the pennies are alreaady adding up and every one helps. maybe i won't have to hitch hike back to the airport and use my return ticket!

I highly recommend anyone with a website that is just costing money and don't mind context sensitive text ads on thier pages to check out google's adsense.

CLICK BITCH CLICK!:P
namaste, motherfucker.

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Any idea how the payment structure is? They don't say on their site. I applied but my site got turned down (because of the registration requirement). I wasn't gonna go write a bunch of code to change my whole site without knowing what they even pay.

Dave

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i dont have a pay pal account but I do have a mouse so I guess I can help ya out


SKY's website



i feel like such an asshole doing this.....

anyway, people don't need a paypal account, i have a merchant account that you can just send via cc which a few people have already done! only one even knows me! thanks WMW!

Dave, depending on your traffic and method of soliciting clickthroughs:$:):$ at first blush it looks to be about a dime a clickthrough. wont know for sure until a billing period has elapsed. i think there is some kind of ephemeral costing going on.

but for someone with a hosted site costing $20 or$30 a month, a couple hundred clickthroughs would cover the cost. something to think about.

i admit i have never thought of ad clicks as a revenue source, just clutter, but now am really thinking about shifting my focus and joining satan to create sticky content to get ad clicks!:$

HH should think about it too. every dime helps afterall..

THANKS EVERYONE!
namaste, motherfucker.

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I think sangiro once posted he was denied an adsense account because of the content of this forum.

Dave



You have got to be fucking shitting me? ;) would think that foul mouthed boobie (and weenie) loving beer guzzling skydivers with money to spend for one way (up) plane tickets would be a great demographic. but what do i know?

so dz.com is in same category as porn site. what a hoot.

cheers.
namaste, motherfucker.

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hey no problem I jsut dont feel comfortable using that stuff. ( they all seems to want me to keep the account etc...I dont use it that often.

I WILL however send you a check if that helps.
I know its the SLOWPOKE WAY OF DOING IT. sorry but I think you may get some immediate help already. the slow burner may get to you in two weeks when everyone forgot about this post LOL

PM me an address.
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Any idea how the payment structure is? They don't say on their site. I applied but my site got turned down (because of the registration requirement). I wasn't gonna go write a bunch of code to change my whole site without knowing what they even pay.

Dave



I have been watching the numbers over the last few hours trying to figure it out. doesnt seem to be a direct relation or flat fee. i think that unique views come into play as opposed to raw hits. still think some sliding scale. maybe whatever deal the advertiser makes with google so some clicks pay more than others. dunno but i do know that the average per click seems to be much higher that i originally esitmated. closer to .25! seems too good to be true. imagine the revenue mega sites showing google ads are generating.

we will see how this pans out in the next few days....

thanks everyone.
namaste, motherfucker.

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Hmmm....

7000-9000 unique hits per month... 6700 page views per day... 12,271 members required to click on at least one google ad or get banned... :P

Yeah, this could work. :)
Dave



i think you have a winner. but remember, not even a slight or subtle hint to click can be found anywhere on your site. even what i am doing is grounds for termination but what choice do i have at this point, eh?

although i wont see it for at least 60 days, you guys have generated $100 already. thats a lot of fried rice. you should look into it.

if you want help redesigning your site i am perfectly capable and willing ;-)
namaste, motherfucker.

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clicked thru and then clicked thru again. If i could set up a sweat shop of little old ladies to click continually I will. Hey that might be a good idea, charge commision to the company etc....hmmm... is that like insider trading or anything i wonder?

suerte!!!!

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clicked thru and then clicked thru again. If i could set up a sweat shop of little old ladies to click continually I will. Hey that might be a good idea, charge commision to the company etc....hmmm... is that like insider trading or anything i wonder?

suerte!!!!



thank you!. (humming led zep tune. black dog, not thank you. song that is. never mind)

i think what you are describing (sweatshop) is simple fraud and i think it is already happenening on a large scale. things get blurry when i think like that.:S i am just trying to survive, not get rich. lol.

cheers, sky
namaste, motherfucker.

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i checked out your site again.

i think you were denied simply because there is no publicly accessible content, i.e. the only page you see is a login page.

maybe a bit of up front content similar to the welcome page here, site news, the faq etc open to public.

you could pull rss feeds for content as well.... from where and about what? maybe filter for keywords like skydive, parachutist, etc???

maybe allow public browse access to the video catalog with descriptions and thumbnails but require registration for downloading files. that would give you lots of content pages... i think this is the recoding you were talking about eh?

is a valid train of thought and could make the difference between black and red.
namaste, motherfucker.

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