Have you fallen asleep during "the act"?

[kelel01 1]

Oh, my dear Lord, that's hysterical.

I wish someone would remind me of one of the stupid things I've said.

[freeflir29 0]

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I wish someone would remind me of one of the stupid things I've said.

Nope............

[livendive 8]

I've only gotten to that stage twice during sex, both with the same woman, a long time ago (the other time I stopped to ask her if she had any food).

I still do it though, just not during sex. My most recent, I was talking to a gal on the phone at like 3 in the morning. I don't remember what we were talking about, but went off the path of normal conversation with:
"These pancakes suck!"
"Huh? What pancakes?"
"These ones"
"I thought you were laying in bed, naked, falling asleep"
"What made you think that? I told you I'm at Denny's"
"Naked?"
"Yeah"
"So you're sitting in Denny's, naked, eating bad pancakes"
"Yeah....wait.....shit.....nevermind!"

LOL

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[kelel01 1]

At least yours had a logical progression of sorts . . . pancakes, Denny's . . .

One time in college, I woke my roommate up saying, "OH! I know why they didn't let us in! We didn't have the 51 wristbands!"

She was like, "What 51 wristbands"?

Then I got all huffy and said, "Ugh, never mind". And rolled over and went back to sleep.

[livendive 8]

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Then I got all huffy and said, "Ugh, never mind".

LMAO...it's SOOO easy to get irritated at them for not understanding what you're talking about.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[sunshine 2]

Only with myself. I must suck in bed.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Ncrowe 0]

Where's the "More Like passed Out" choice ?

"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

[livendive 8]

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I must suck in bed.

Sweet!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)