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Have you fallen asleep during "the act"?

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No, and I have absolutely no idea how people do!



If it's bad enough and you're drunk enough .... (see also: random college hookup).
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Can that be considered "dating" then? :D



Well, there's dating and "dating." With quotes is how I describe some of my umfriends from the past.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Hey . . . it can be soothing, like a massage. ;) Hence, I have fallen asleep before. :D



:D I think I'm going to try to fall asleep now because you made me feel like I'm missing out on something! :D
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Unfortunately, YES, after a prodigous quantity of alcohol... Not to be too graphic, but she was on top of me in a sitting position on my face, and she said I just stopped moving... Hilarious... She told me she thought for a second I had suffocated... :D:D:D

And no, I am not making it up. :)
Edited for grammar.
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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I've never actually fallen asleep on someone, or at least not completely, but sometimes when I'm absurdly tired my brain goes into dream mode before my body falls asleep, resulting in me saying some VERY odd things.

Trust me, I'm sure it's similarly embarassing. :S:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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OMG! I've done that so many times. One time I said something about a ladder. I don't think sex was involved, but I say weird things if I'm in that half-asleep dream state. :D



LMAO...the worst is it usually seems logical at the time, at least for a couple sentences (if whoever I'm talking to keeps it going), before I realize I'm talking nonsense.

Once, during sex, I stopped and starting talking about how critical it was that we stop apartheid. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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