gonna get one

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I am definitely sending off for this tape.

I've always heard that knowledge is power.

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This Iron Crotch video is for demonstration purposes only. These exercises should not be attempted without the supervision of a certified master of Jiu Jiu Shen Gong.

Sooo.....Exactly how does one become a "certified master"?

That thing actually sounds a bit scary!

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[chaoskitty 0]

I think I just died laughing!!!

[sunshine 2]

Don't die laughing til he gives a demonstration.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[chaoskitty 0]

LMAO!!!

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Why in the $^&# would I need that?

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D.T. Holder
SIMstudy

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Why in the $^&# would I need that?

Weather hold activities.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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This Iron Crotch video is for demonstration purposes only. These exercises should not be attempted without the supervision of a certified master of Jiu Jiu Shen Gong.

Sooo.....Exactly how does one become a "certified master"?

That thing actually sounds a bit scary!

After you put a bunch of weights on your nads, the first words from your mouth are "Ooooooh Jiu Jiu Shen Gong".

Just a guess.

[sunshine 2]

Where the fuck do you find these pictures? That one is hilarious.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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From hanging out with my posse.
Women who show some respect.

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I really wonder about a couple of things about this.

Who was it that thought, "hanging weights from my parts sounds like a good idea" for the first time?

How does he expect to talk anyone else into it?
...to the point of even paying for a tape?

There has to be a market for some new exotic product-for-idiots that I have completely overlooked.

With so many feline pets, I thought that the "electric cat polisher" would have been a total cash cow.

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Who was it that thought, "hanging weights from my parts sounds like a good idea" for the first time?

I dunno, but I'm betting it was preceeded by mass consumption of alcohol.

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Thanks!! I'm ordering my tape today!

When I was in the Corp one of our Jody songs was:
"Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt,
pick up your dingle dangle put it in your shirt;
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle on the ground,
pick up your dingle dangle swing it all around;
Don't let your dingle dangle smack you in the eye, pick up your dingle dangle wear it like a tie."

You're always the starter in your own life!

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does your *****&^ hang low...
does it dangle to and fro
can yoooou tie it in a knot
can you tie it in a bow

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Who was it that thought, "hanging weights from my parts sounds like a good idea" for the first time?

I dunno, but I'm betting it was preceeded by mass consumption of alcohol.

The conversation started, "The golf cart is broken, does anybody have anything else really ignorant that we can do?"