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DrunkMonkey

If it weren't for my allergies...

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...I'd have a housecat today.

I was sitting in my front room, eating shredded wheat and watching Game Show Network, when I heard a scratching at the door.

I open the door, and a calico cat races in. Sweet lil kitty, obviously a feral, as it was a bit scruffy. I ended up chasing it, trying to pick it up, as I would've put it in my garage, fed it and tried to adpot it out to someone. But the lil bugger ran out the front door.

IF I wasn't allergic to cats, (almost to the point of anaphalaxis) [:/] I'd have a cat.

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