TheAnvil 0 #1 March 28, 2005 I have the solution. Check out the pic after you read. 1) Tie these attachments to your vehicle. 2) Drive as fast as you desire. 3) Tell the nice officer you thought they were real. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #2 March 28, 2005 Go to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #3 March 28, 2005 i've wanted those, where can i buy them?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skolls081102 0 #4 March 28, 2005 That is absolutley genious!!! Even if the cop didn't believe that you thought they were real, he'd probably be laughing his ass off too hard to write you a ticket. The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #5 March 28, 2005 you may not get a speeding ticket, but wouldn't 'towing' that behind your car be illegal? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #6 March 28, 2005 i think it would be more like having a balloon tied to your truck. One that just happens to look like missiles.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #7 March 28, 2005 QuoteGo to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. What's an ECM pod? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #8 March 28, 2005 well a balloon usually doesn't extend that far back into traffic. see what i'm saying? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #9 March 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteGo to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. What's an ECM pod? Electronic Counter-Measures. They'd fry any radar gun by taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #10 March 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteGo to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. What's an ECM pod? Electronic Counter-Measures. They'd fry any radar gun by taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source. Sounds fun Edit: I'd just have to wonder what kind of an effect it would have on the driver and other electronic thingies around it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #11 March 28, 2005 Quoteby taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source. Sounds similar to the verbal fight I had with a sorority chick girlfriend I had at the time. Scary.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
unformed 0 #3 March 28, 2005 i've wanted those, where can i buy them?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #4 March 28, 2005 That is absolutley genious!!! Even if the cop didn't believe that you thought they were real, he'd probably be laughing his ass off too hard to write you a ticket. The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #5 March 28, 2005 you may not get a speeding ticket, but wouldn't 'towing' that behind your car be illegal? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #6 March 28, 2005 i think it would be more like having a balloon tied to your truck. One that just happens to look like missiles.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #7 March 28, 2005 QuoteGo to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. What's an ECM pod? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 March 28, 2005 well a balloon usually doesn't extend that far back into traffic. see what i'm saying? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #9 March 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteGo to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. What's an ECM pod? Electronic Counter-Measures. They'd fry any radar gun by taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #10 March 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteGo to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand. What's an ECM pod? Electronic Counter-Measures. They'd fry any radar gun by taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source. Sounds fun Edit: I'd just have to wonder what kind of an effect it would have on the driver and other electronic thingies around it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 March 28, 2005 Quoteby taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source. Sounds similar to the verbal fight I had with a sorority chick girlfriend I had at the time. Scary.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
