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Help me give Phreezone a reference

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Phree made the mistake of listing me as a personal reference on a job app... I haven't called them back yet, help me out.

So far I'm torn between:
He's a raging alcoholic with homicidal tendencies
or
He's chronically late and I'm always bailing him out of bar fights

What do you think? Or do you have a better idea?
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Didn't he talk on here about running a gear store out of his office once and doing some rigging at work?:D



"Uhh.. yeah, I think he got fired from his last job for dealing crack from work. He kept muttering something about 'nylon crack' ... I guess that's the new rage these days, and his employer got wind of it"
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Get a woman to answer the phone and demand to know where her "baby-daddy" is because that louse owes some serious back support...and he also stiffed you on a few ounces of .

Have a bunch of kids in the background making noise, too, plus some Jerry Springer.B|
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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"Oh, he's a great guy! He's really dedicated to his job, too. He strives to be the best he can. I mean, he even slept with his last boss to get promoted! Not everyone is willing to do that. He tries to stay in good shape, too. Something about his diet and 'liquid lunches.'"
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Send them a copy of "Cutaway" and tell them Phreezone is a skydiver.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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What do you think? Or do you have a better idea?




Oooh...Ooooh...pick me....pick me!!!


Let's look at his chosen job choices...
A pharmaceutical company - um...perhaps we better not. "How well do you keep track of your inventory??" "does having a reputation outside of work as a "pusher" automatically preclude him from hiring??":D
An insurance company - "are your employees insured for eXtreme sports?? If so...how well do track their activities....do you piss test??":o:ph34r:
A software development company..."what is your office dress code? Do you consider a wingsuit to be 'business casual'??

Oh, the recommendation I could give him....LOL.

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

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He's chronically late and I'm always bailing him out of bar fights



wow... some friend you are... you should be in jail with him..sheesh..
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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"A friend will bail you out of jail...

A true friend will be in jail say 'goddamn that was fucking awesome!'"


I can't remember who said that or where that came from, but its still a great quote.B|
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Thanks... I just gota call asking if I needed assistance from one of those "Family Services" compaies compaines offer to employees to deal with major life events. She said they recieved a call I was now a drug user. :P;)
Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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Who else can I call from anywhere in the country any time of the day and get directions to the nearest DZ?


... or nearest hotel (and he'll make the reservations) or good place to eat or directions to anywhere... he's my personal concierge!!
I think it helps that he's never more than 3 feet from a computer, and his brain is wired directly to Google.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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