2fat2fly 0 #1 March 28, 2005 My wife was driving through a neighborhood this weekend and saw an ice cream truck. She pulled over to buy a popcicle and there were several children and one adult customer. The adult (male, with beer in hand) looked at her and said (/redneck accent/) I heard them goddamn bells and I just had to git me one of these sumbitches(/redneck accent/) I'm proud to be southern, but I am so ashamed of some of us sometimes.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 March 28, 2005 Hee hee!! Yep, he's a definite national news interview candidate for the next natural disaster to take his neighbor's trailer away! God bless the South - nice place to live, and no end of entertainment. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirlpc 0 #3 March 28, 2005 Hahaha, That is so true! I have to agree with you on the being proud, but ashamed of some of us sometimes! My friend was telling me the other day that he saw a pick-up truck with two guys in the front and a lady in the bed. Only in redneck country would the two men hop in the cab and let the lady ride in the back! "Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #4 March 28, 2005 QuoteGod bless the South - nice place to live, and no end of entertainment. Couldn't have said it better myself! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 March 28, 2005 QuoteYep, he's a definite national news interview candidate for the next natural disaster to take his neighbor's trailer away! And I avoided mentioning that it was a trailer park on purpose.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #6 March 28, 2005 I am a true raised southern.... renecks can be so amusing some times.... question, did this guy have all of his teeth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #7 March 28, 2005 QuoteI am a true raised southern.... renecks can be so amusing some times.... question, did this guy have all of his teeth? How about a crockpot full of boil'd pee-nutz and sweet tea in that there fidge? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 March 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteI am a true raised southern.... renecks can be so amusing some times.... question, did this guy have all of his teeth? How about a crockpot full of boil'd pee-nutz and sweet tea in that there fidge? I've been craving boiled peanuts for weeks now... *smacking lips* can't wait till them peanuts are ready....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #9 March 28, 2005 Here I was thinking that dirt roads inside the city limits was a good indicator Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 March 29, 2005 Quote Only in redneck country would the two men hop in the cab and let the lady ride in the back! Yankees are so whipped. No wonder they have to buy jewelry to get laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #11 March 29, 2005 QuoteHow about a crockpot full of boil'd pee-nutz and sweet tea in that there fidge? I so miss sweet tea from when I lived in Florida... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 March 29, 2005 Hmmmmm....something's not quite right here....what was your wife doing in the trailer park to start with? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #13 March 29, 2005 QuoteI'm proud to be southern, but I am so ashamed of some of us sometimes. Ahem, some of the biggest rednecks I've ever seen lived in NORTHERN Illinois. Then again, SC is full of em....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 March 29, 2005 ] Yankees are so whipped. No wonder they have to buy jewelry to get laid. southerners would have to buy jewlerey too if they dated outside of their immediate family. what is southern foreplay? hey sis, you awake? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 March 29, 2005 Yeah, but think of the advantages. After the first date, you don't have that awkward moment when you meet the family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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