JUDYJ 0 #1 March 29, 2005 A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -abracadabra - two tickets for a new luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra, the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story -- Men might be ungrateful idiots...But fairies are female!!! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #2 March 29, 2005 Lol- good one. I have a friend whose sister gave him some angels for his backyard when he bought a new house. Boy was he peeved when I pointed out his angels had insect wings and were actually fairies. I have no clue why it bothered him so much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #3 March 29, 2005 This raises a good question... Who has more power Angles or Fairies?? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #4 March 29, 2005 QuoteThis raises a good question... Who has more power Angles or Fairies?? anyone who believes there is a difference hasnt the slightest clue......____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #5 March 29, 2005 lol! That's great! I'm going to have to remember that one!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #6 March 29, 2005 LMAO Awesome joke! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #7 March 29, 2005 ...and they wear boots.... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #8 March 29, 2005 BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
