beezyshaw 0 #1 March 29, 2005 A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 March 29, 2005 Is THAT why I cant get American Idol in my kitchen?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #3 March 29, 2005 QuoteIs THAT why I cant get American Idol in my kitchen?? Bwahahahahahahahaha *cleaning lemonade off monitor*She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 March 29, 2005 That's TOO funny! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 March 29, 2005 On a side note - I have a friend who has a microwave with a small TV screen in the front of it. Genius! It plays recipes while you cook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #6 March 29, 2005 Dayuum, Kitty, yoo shure r clevr fer a blonde. Houd yoo git 2 B so funnee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 March 29, 2005 Hanging out with you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 March 29, 2005 what time will you be at the farm beezy?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
